Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

You like boots.

If you had spent most of your life with calves that were too fat to fit into boots and then finally shed enough weight to wear boots, you'd love them too.

You are flexing your muscles.

ETA: When I first read your comment, I thought you said "you like BOOBS," which would be incorrect. I actually wish mine were gone.

You're trying to pound a picture into your ear.