To all my friends in the South!

To all my friends in the South!


Alabama



A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired

off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters

returned alone, staggering under the weight of an

eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others

asked.



'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of

miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied.



'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer

back?' they

inquired.



'A tough call,' nodded the hunter 'But I

figured no one is going to steal Henry!'



Texas



The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out

of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why

are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that

sign right over your head'. 'Yep', he replied.

'That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says:

'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.



Louisiana



A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end

of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana .' When

asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana

because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than

in the rest of the civilized world.



Mississippi



The young man from Mississippi came running into the store

and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your

pickup truck from the parking lot!'



Bubba replied, 'Did you

see who it was?'



The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got

his license number.'



Georgia



A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75.

The trooper asked, 'Got any I. D. ?'



The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'



North Carolina



A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the

side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers

in front of the car and one behind it.



Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the

scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and

went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.



The man replied, 'I have a flat

tire.'



The passerby asked, 'But what's with the

flowers?'



The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you

to put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it

don't make no sense to me neither.'







'HEY - You can say what you want about the South, but I

ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the

North.