What is the worst pick up line u ever heard?

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anima_gemella
anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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Mine would be
"Hey, do you have the time? Because I've got the place"

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  • CreepyOne
    CreepyOne Posts: 221 Member
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    Mine would be
    "Hey, do you have the time? Because I've got the place"
    so now you tell others what I tell you? LOL
  • mbriscoe79
    mbriscoe79 Posts: 50 Member
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    "Can I water your top" -- I was wearing a top that had flowers on it, he at least then followed it with "wow that was really bad, wasnt it" :laugh:
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    Mine would be
    "Hey, do you have the time? Because I've got the place"
    so now you tell others what I tell you? LOL

    Was it supposed to stay between me and you ? :O :blushing:
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    "Can I water your top" -- I was wearing a top that had flowers on it, he at least then followed it with "wow that was really bad, wasnt it" :laugh:
    lol kinda cute in a creepy way lol :)
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    I had a guy put his arm around me and whisper into my ear, 'I'm not black, but I'm close in some departments' ... After that, he pretty much went into detail about 'it'....

    Annnnd I was close to yelling, 'Stranger Danger!'.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    "Smile if you want to sleep with with me"

    Tragically, it was me who uttered those words.

    Even more tragic.....it worked.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    Him - "I can't wait to cook you breakfast in the morning."
    Me - " I don't breakfast..."
    Him - "Lunch?"
    Me - " I don't eat..."
  • strawberry123187
    strawberry123187 Posts: 62
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    the worst i've personally heard was an over the phone one, "Hey baby what are you wearing?" said in a very trashed and kind of slurred voice. Funnily enough the man that uttered those words is now the one i'm marrying lol

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