A Tip for the New Guys

LeanerBeef
LeanerBeef Posts: 1,432 Member
edited October 7 in Chit-Chat
I've been on this site for a while and I just wanted to give a heads for any new dudes or any guys that just have not yet learned their lesson....

Guys - If you see a post that is titled "Women Only", "Just For Ladies" or anything to that effect, DO NOT ENTER. Your first instinct will be to click it and see just what these chicks are talking about. I promise you I fell for this every time until recently and every single time I closed out of that post so quickly you would have thought my hair was on fire. You will not be getting directions to the g-spot, there will no lesbian talk, no one discussing the hot chick that gave them a Brazilian bikini wax, and I've yet to come across the "really, size doesn't matter" thread......It is always something that us men need not know about it, usually it's something that I don't even want to know even exists.

Also, don't be fooled by post titles that will spark your curiosity like "Exercising With Big Boobs" or "What's Your Favorite Sports Bra". They never post pics and I've always left disappointed....

Just trying to be helpful fellas .....I wish someone would have told me. :bigsmile:
«1

Replies

  • yoshi91610
    yoshi91610 Posts: 177 Member
    lol this is great! Really made me laugh and I'm a chick!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    lol me too but i learned that women carry things in with bra while exercising
  • irisheyez718
    irisheyez718 Posts: 677 Member
    You crack me UP! LOL
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    As a corollary if you see a thread that says "Guys only" you can be sure that...

    A) It will be full of posts from fine ladies on whatever the topic was.

    and

    B) That was the intent all along. :wink:
  • kelika71
    kelika71 Posts: 778 Member
    lol Love it!! I'm a female and I even avoid those posts!
    Honestly, if you don't know how things work by now, one should hang up living!!
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    :smokin:
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 614 Member
    But yet the guys always peek. LOL

    PS - I'll let you know the next time I see the "does size really matter" thread. It's been out there.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Even I know better not to click on the "For Women Only" threads. :laugh:

    It's never about shoes or wine. :grumble:
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
    Smart man.
  • strawberry123187
    strawberry123187 Posts: 62
    lmao awesome! personally your choices for the women only topics sounds like much more fun to discuss :)
  • jlfox165
    jlfox165 Posts: 81
    Outstanding!!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    :grumble: Just the tip?
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    :grumble: Just the tip?
    You're just trying to get some Steven attention!
  • forever28
    forever28 Posts: 374 Member
    Ha! Do not enter....period. Pun intended! :tongue:
  • strawberry123187
    strawberry123187 Posts: 62
    Ha! Do not enter....period. Pun intended! :tongue:

    :laugh:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Probably the most useful advise on the site.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Whats with this guys only thread?, no pics of hunky men comparing muscle?!?
    No 18 year scotch? Pfft.
    Gonna go back to the ladies only thread and talk about cravings and sweaty areas you can store an ipod. :-P
  • CanadianChic
    CanadianChic Posts: 141
    The phrase "size doesn't matter" was fabricated by a man... and you have yet to come across the post, because it does not exist... and if it did, a man posted it. :drinker:

    and i know you will keep looking at the threads.... who you kiddin Beefy? :heart:
  • LeanerBeef
    LeanerBeef Posts: 1,432 Member
    The phrase "size doesn't matter" was fabricated by a man... and you have yet to come across the post, because it does not exist... and if it did, a man posted it. :drinker:

    and i know you will keep looking at the threads.... who you kiddin Beefy? :heart:
    You know me well my Canadian friend, lol.

    Bonus tip for the new dudes, losing weight does increase your "size" - significantly. Add that to your motivation list.....(Ladies -yes, I do have before and of that too) LOL
  • CanadianChic
    CanadianChic Posts: 141
    :noway: omg you are too much!! :blushing:
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    re: does size matter

    That's a two way argument. Case in point, two lovers engaged in the act and she says "Whatca think, nice and tight, huh?" and he responds "nope, just full!"

    It all depends on your point of view.
  • CanadianChic
    CanadianChic Posts: 141
    re: does size matter

    That's a two way argument. Case in point, two lovers engaged in the act and she says "Whatca think, nice and tight, huh?" and he responds "nope, just full!"

    It all depends on your point of view.

    haha true enough... but women don't talk (brag) about the size of their *stuff* like men do of theirs... at least not the women i hang with :flowerforyou:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member

    Also, don't be fooled by post titles that will spark your curiosity like "Exercising With Big Boobs" or "What's Your Favorite Sports Bra". They never post pics and I've always left disappointed....


    I've been here since April (my first acct), and I still get suckered into this topic. Doh!!! :sad:
  • MrFatLegs
    MrFatLegs Posts: 149 Member
    I am going to find out where all the chicks with big boobs are working out at :bigsmile:
  • PrincessLou71186
    PrincessLou71186 Posts: 741 Member
    lol me too but i learned that women carry things in with bra while exercising

    Usually a phone. Lol.
  • chuckyp
    chuckyp Posts: 693 Member
    And posts about TOM never EVER involve a guy named Tom! For the love of all that is holy, run away from those! ;)
  • Tkwild
    Tkwild Posts: 116 Member
    I am going to find out where all the chicks with big boobs are working out at :bigsmile:

    At home, holding onto our boobs because appropriate sports bras either don't exist, or are too expensive to buy while we're losing weight!

    Hmmm please don't let that turn you into a peeping tom!
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    lol me too but i learned that women carry things in with bra while exercising

    yep, my mp3 player goes down the side of one boob & mobile goes down the side of the other, perfect storage place. :bigsmile:
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member

    Bonus tip for the new dudes, losing weight does increase your "size" - significantly. Add that to your motivation list.....(Ladies -yes, I do have before and of that too) LOL

    proof needed. :tongue: :blushing:
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    I don't guess the ladies needed my 2 cents about what pads to wear to an aerobic class during a period after all.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories