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How to conquer the gym

lo89ol
Posts: 59
Hi All,
I came across this article and thought it was hysterical so I wanted to share...its the 27 rules for conquering the gym...ENJOY!!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203471004577140900388728374.html
I came across this article and thought it was hysterical so I wanted to share...its the 27 rules for conquering the gym...ENJOY!!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203471004577140900388728374.html
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25. Fact: Thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 and 0 calories
bahahah0 -
11. Gyms have two types of members: Members who wipe down the machines after using them, and the worst people in the universe.
Pet hate!!!LOL0 -
7. Yes, every gym has an overenthusiastic spinning instructor who hasn't bought a record since "Walking on Sunshine."
so so true haha0 -
Wow thanks I really needed that...
Although with the wiping down machines one I try but it seems at least once every time I go I will get off the machine and go to get a paper towel with sanitizer (takes like a minute since they have 5 stations over a not very big gym) and someone is getting on the machine! If they can't be patient and wait for me to clean it I don't feel bad!
I really liked the one about the gym being like a marriage.0 -
"4. No one in the history of gyms has ever lost a pound while reading "The New Yorker" and slowly pedaling a recumbent bicycle. No one."
hahahahaha oh my god, everyone at my gym right now. so hilarious.0
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