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How to conquer the gym

lo89ol
lo89ol Posts: 59
edited October 2024 in Fitness and Exercise
Hi All,

I came across this article and thought it was hysterical so I wanted to share...its the 27 rules for conquering the gym...ENJOY!!

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203471004577140900388728374.html

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  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    ScrewyChars-6076089
  • Galletakek
    Galletakek Posts: 285
    25. Fact: Thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 and 0 calories


    bahahah
  • monkeymouse74
    monkeymouse74 Posts: 288
    11. Gyms have two types of members: Members who wipe down the machines after using them, and the worst people in the universe.

    Pet hate!!!LOL
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,186 Member
    7. Yes, every gym has an overenthusiastic spinning instructor who hasn't bought a record since "Walking on Sunshine."

    so so true haha
  • kag1526
    kag1526 Posts: 210 Member
    Wow thanks I really needed that...

    Although with the wiping down machines one I try but it seems at least once every time I go I will get off the machine and go to get a paper towel with sanitizer (takes like a minute since they have 5 stations over a not very big gym) and someone is getting on the machine! If they can't be patient and wait for me to clean it I don't feel bad!

    I really liked the one about the gym being like a marriage.
  • camillehardeman
    camillehardeman Posts: 46
    "4. No one in the history of gyms has ever lost a pound while reading "The New Yorker" and slowly pedaling a recumbent bicycle. No one."

    hahahahaha oh my god, everyone at my gym right now. so hilarious.
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