So creepy I had to share...

skiing... in the mountains...where no one can hear your screams...

This was my first thought, there was no "I think I'd be flattered." It was all ^^^that right there.

So I recently posted on a local message board looking for an apartments/roommates, etc. Totally normal, it's what pretty much everyone around here uses to find roommates and so far i've gotten a bunch of good replies and seen a few places.

Then this morning I get the creepiest email. This guy asks if he can take me skiing in Canada with him for 2 weeks, like whole trip paid for type of thing. I mean WTF? Haha I'm not sure if I should be offended or flattered? I guess I could apparently make bank being an escort?

What a pathetic excuse of a man.
Anyway, you should go if this guys worth half a look, make him pay for everything and have a wonderful weekend skiing and a fabulous adventure.
That's what I'd do if I were in your position and again, so long as the host wasn't a complete toad.

Just be in mass the following Sunday to repent...lol

It's okay to *kitten* yourself out as long as the guy is okay looking...riiiiiight....because looks are everything, and axe murderering rapists are never hot

How does one know the ax murdering rapist is not just misunderstood?
Inside he might be a sweet guy.

JUDGE NOT!

He says he's a doctor from Switzerland, so either definitely not an axe murdering rapist or a really excellent axe murdering racist. One of the two...

This is like a movie -
Maybe I should try that tactic.
But instead of a fabulous time at a ski resort, we could roller skate in the McDonald's parking lot, then listen to music in the car until we fall asleep.

That's the best I can offer.
Oh, and my kids will be there.....