Your funniest shopping list

Yanicka1
Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Once I bought
- whipped cream
- condoms
- diapers

You???

Replies

  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    A bottle of baby oil and a pair of latex gloves.

    It's funnier if I don't provide the explanation. And it's definitely not what you're thinking.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    eight bottles of wine
    dog chew toy
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    bump for potential...
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
    Lighter Fluid
    Black Trash Bags
    Shovel
    Duct Tape
    Pliers
    Latex gloves
    Bleach

    Man the home depot lady even called the cops on me...I got stopped, the lady thought I was going to murder someone. That was fun explaining to the cop
  • laurastrait21
    laurastrait21 Posts: 307 Member
    A pregnancy test and gatorade -- the best part was I was pretty much crying and made my roommate go with me. We looked like such a hot mess.
  • velvetwing
    velvetwing Posts: 142
    a boquet of flowers, a chocolate bar, and midol (dd's 1st TOM) haha
  • Kate_Blasphemy
    Kate_Blasphemy Posts: 10
    tweezers
    bread
    tomatoes
    cat food
    latex gloves
    cotton wool
    vaseline
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    We like to write down our own special names for the items:

    *kitten* wipes (self explanatory)
    Plastic cheese (American cheese)
    Bullets (tampons)
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
    We like to write down our own special names for the items:

    *kitten* wipes (self explanatory)
    Plastic cheese (American cheese)
    Bullets (tampons)

    We do this too:

    Honey butt cheerios
    English Muffs
    Sausage cookies (sausage patties)
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    We like to write down our own special names for the items:

    *kitten* wipes (self explanatory)
    Plastic cheese (American cheese)
    Bullets (tampons)

    We do this too:

    Honey butt cheerios
    English Muffs
    Sausage cookies (sausage patties)

    I'm definitely borrowing the "English Muffs" and "Sausage Cookies".

    It's also fun to leave your list in the cart so there's the chance someone else will find and read it.
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    200 cans of whipped cream
    heavy weight painters tarp

    Not sure which was better the list or look on the young guys face when we already had a cart full of whipped cream but asked for more. Got a lot of stares in the store too. If people of Wal Mart had been around then we would have been on it for sure.

    ETA I should explain this was so we could have a whipped cream slip and slide
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Lighter Fluid
    Black Trash Bags
    Shovel
    Duct Tape
    Pliers
    Latex gloves
    Bleach

    Man the home depot lady even called the cops on me...I got stopped, the lady thought I was going to murder someone. That was fun explaining to the cop
    Wow... For real?
  • dalgirly
    dalgirly Posts: 280 Member
    This isn't mine, but a friend was making me a "Survival" Kit for University, and she filled it with realistic things AND some inside jokes. So she had already gotten things like martini glass, KD, and she went to pick up a few more items. And her mom told her to get a cucumber while she was out too.

    So her list was:

    Cucumber
    Bandaids
    Condoms
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    bump
This discussion has been closed.

Categories