I don't want to bulk like a man!!!!

SergeantSunshine_reused
SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
edited October 10 in Chit-Chat
Made me giggle xD

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  • Hayesgang
    Hayesgang Posts: 624
    Or Sunshine happens!!
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Saw this on damnlol before, pretty funny
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    Lol, best way to bulk it to EAT A LOT OF DAMN FOOD!!!! Kinda like what I'm doing right now, but even getting bulky for me is tough now since I'm getting older.

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  • Canadien
    Canadien Posts: 122 Member
    Is it weird that I wanna bulk like a man? lol
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Perfect
  • ErrataCorrige
    ErrataCorrige Posts: 649 Member
    Love, love, love, love, love this!!!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Is it weird that I wanna bulk like a man? lol

    No
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    Or Sunshine happens!!

    Aww ty <333
  • granolagrl85
    granolagrl85 Posts: 135
    I don't think either one is attractive (body wise...both have beautiful faces).
  • thatsnumberwang
    thatsnumberwang Posts: 398 Member
    If I start lifting heavy, will my hair get long and wavy? And will I have to work out in my underwear??
  • Lisa__Michelle
    Lisa__Michelle Posts: 845 Member
    I would LOVE to look like the second girl... that is why I am currently doing Jamie Eason's 12 week body transformation. I would love to have a body like that!
  • catshark209
    catshark209 Posts: 1,133 Member
    Is it weird that I wanna bulk like a man? lol

    Yeah me too. Though I'm not a real woman..according to another thread. I dont have curves. :laugh: :laugh:
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    Is it weird that I wanna bulk like a man? lol

    Me three!

    I'm going to start taking double shots of my steroid asthma inhaler to help since I lack testicals. Roar! (I kid, they are too expensive to waste :tongue: )
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I don't have a steroid inhaler... maybe I can rub hydro-cortisone cream on my arms and get big man muscles!

    My testicles are strictly metaphoric.
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    I don't have a steroid inhaler... maybe I can rub hydro-cortisone cream on my arms and get big man muscles!

    My testicles are strictly metaphoric.

    Great idea! Can you buy it in bulk, or do the stores frown upon that like bleach and sudafed.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    love it
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    What do you call the calorie content of testicles?









    testicals.













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  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    Spelling is for the weak!
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    I'll be happy to look like the one in the 2nd pic... or maybe somewhere between the two? Nah, I think the 2nd one is just fine. Doubt I'll make an intentional choice to bulk. Just want the fat mostly gone, and some decent looking muscles, and something resembling six pack abs.
  • jayb0ne
    jayb0ne Posts: 644 Member
    Lol, best way to bulk it to EAT A LOT OF DAMN FOOD!!!!

    Don't I know it brother! It's bloody hard gaining significant muscle mass even with testicals!
  • Suznorem
    Suznorem Posts: 11
    Your entitled to the body YOU WANT. Exactly as you see it in your mind. There are a few CAN'Ts however. No one has shown me how to add those additional three inches of height I'd like to have. Likewise, without drugs, women will not truly bulk up like a man, except for the 5% who have a lot of naturally occurring testosterone. I have been an older powerlifter for 12 years and even the world champs are more like the second picture than the first (above). The body builders use that combo of building muscle and cutting fat and water to maximize their muscled look. OK for the short term, for competitions, but a hard life-style to maintain if you want to be drug-free. Good luck to you in having the body YOU want.
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    LOL @sidesteal! Too funny xD
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    I don't think either one is attractive (body wise...both have beautiful faces).

    Hmm this is the exact body I want.
  • meli_medina
    meli_medina Posts: 594 Member
    What do you call the calorie content of testicles?









    testicals.













    Thanks, I'll be here all week.
    Tip your server.


    Is that how you grow a shenis? By eating lots of testicals?
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    how can anyone find fault with the second picture. her body is fantastic.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    how can anyone find fault with the second picture. her body is fantastic.

    I'm scratching my head over that, too.
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