Best Break-up Response Letter !!!! =P

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feduh86
feduh86 Posts: 790 Member
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I saw a post on here earlier, and it reminded me of an email I received of this a couple years back. I dont know if you guys have seen it, but I think it is so awesomely amazing I wanted to share !!!! =)

I dont know how id even begin to get the email here, sooooo I just looked it up on the internet and found the exact same thing on a site!
Im sorry its in the link though! I didnt know how to get it all on here!
Anyway, ENJOY! =)

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/2007/01/dear-john-letter.html

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  • feduh86
    feduh86 Posts: 790 Member
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  • valerietoxii
    valerietoxii Posts: 93 Member
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    LOL that's awesome
  • inge88
    inge88 Posts: 184 Member
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    Ahwww, internet at work does not allow me on this site.. :(
  • feduh86
    feduh86 Posts: 790 Member
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    Ahwww, internet at work does not allow me on this site.. :(

    Darn =( I wish i knew how to put it up the way it is on here instead of having to direct to a site!
  • ChasingHaven
    ChasingHaven Posts: 126 Member
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    Let's see if this works:

    Dear Ricky,

    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.

    I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

    Please return the picture of me that I sent you.

    Love, Becky

    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his foellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of the girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope ... along with this note:





    Dear Becky,

    I'm so sorry, but I can't remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me.

    Take Care,
  • onefourone
    onefourone Posts: 212
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    Thanks for posting it..

    That was good.. We Marines are a clever bunch :)
  • inge88
    inge88 Posts: 184 Member
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    Thanks for posting it! That is a good response :)
  • musicaljessica
    musicaljessica Posts: 105
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    Hahahahahaha that gave me a right chuckle :)
  • louielouie15
    louielouie15 Posts: 7
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    haha! i'd love to have seen her face when she got the reply :D
  • feduh86
    feduh86 Posts: 790 Member
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    Haha i was thinking of typing it out, but I loved the pictures how they had em on the site!
    Thanks though!! =) Very sweet of you!

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