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felice03
felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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So I am starting to date again and began to think of bad dates of the past. For me my worst date was when my date got super drunk (actually i think he showed up drunk) and ended up puking ont he table at dinner....CHECK PLEASE!

share your bad dates!
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  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
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    Butt tickling....

    Do i need to say more?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Butt tickling....

    Do i need to say more?
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    not at all LOL
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    no bad dates yet!!!

    but i have one tonight that i'm super duper freaking excited about.

    :blushing: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :blushing: :bigsmile:
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
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    no bad dates yet!!!

    but i have one tonight that i'm super duper freaking excited about.

    :blushing: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :blushing: :bigsmile:

    ooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

    who is he?
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    he's a sweet, funny, wild, white boy, fella i met a bit ago. :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • hellraisedfire
    hellraisedfire Posts: 403 Member
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    worst date of my life actually didn't even happen... my best friend/roommate in college was going to take her boyfriend, the guy I was dating, and me out for my birthday and her boyfriend's birthday (we're two days apart). and well, the 1st time we canceled because my boyfriend "couldn't make it" out of the blue, so okay, no biggie, it happens. we bumped it a week. well, the 2nd time, he just didn't show up. it was my 21st birthday party so at least I could drink! lol.

    hard to believe I continued to date that guy for three months after that. :l
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    Funny thing is my worst date ever was with my wife!

    Our first date was awesome and I thought she was the one right away. 2nd date comes and she shows up dressed like a lumberjack wearing a plaid lumberjack shirt, frumpy old jeans and didn't look like she did much with her hair or any makeup. She had a bit of attitude too. Not that I'm all hung up on appearances, but she looked like a knockout on the first date and on the second date she didn't look like she made any effort. So, it was sort of strange and not only that it's hard to be attracted too a lumberjack. lol.

    Turns out she had a really bad day and had come to the date directly from her elderly parents house after helping them with some emergency work that needed to be done. She didn't want to miss or reschedule the date. Of course, I didn't know that at the time and she didn't tell me what was up until much later. I damn near didn't call her back for another date given the lumberjack get up and the attitude. I wasn't sure if I was dealing with a multiple personality or what!

    Personally, I think she was testing me but she wont admit to it to this day. :laugh:
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
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    Funny thing is my worst date ever was with my wife!

    Our first date was awesome and I thought she was the one right away. 2nd date comes and she shows up dressed like a lumberjack wearing a plaid lumberjack shirt, frumpy old jeans and didn't look like she did much with her hair or any makeup. She had a bit of attitude too. Not that I'm all hung up on appearances, but she looked like a knockout on the first date and on the second date she didn't look like she made any effort. So, it was sort of strange and not only that it's hard to be attracted too a lumberjack. lol.

    Turns out she had a really bad day and had come to the date directly from her elderly parents house after helping them with some emergency work that needed to be done. She didn't want to miss or reschedule the date. Of course, I didn't know that at the time and she didn't tell me what was up until much later. I damn near didn't call her back for another date given the lumberjack get up and the attitude. I wasn't sure if I was dealing with a multiple personality or what!

    Personally, I think she was testing me but she wont admit to it to this day. :laugh:

    awwwwwwwwwwww
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    Funny thing is my worst date ever was with my wife!

    Our first date was awesome and I thought she was the one right away. 2nd date comes and she shows up dressed like a lumberjack wearing a plaid lumberjack shirt, frumpy old jeans and didn't look like she did much with her hair or any makeup. She had a bit of attitude too. Not that I'm all hung up on appearances, but she looked like a knockout on the first date and on the second date she didn't look like she made any effort. So, it was sort of strange and not only that it's hard to be attracted too a lumberjack. lol.

    Turns out she had a really bad day and had come to the date directly from her elderly parents house after helping them with some emergency work that needed to be done. She didn't want to miss or reschedule the date. Of course, I didn't know that at the time and she didn't tell me what was up until much later. I damn near didn't call her back for another date given the lumberjack get up and the attitude. I wasn't sure if I was dealing with a multiple personality or what!

    Personally, I think she was testing me but she wont admit to it to this day. :laugh:

    this is cute!!!
  • CHEFCH♥ZZ
    CHEFCH♥ZZ Posts: 127
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    1st date set up by a friend. he had a little cold. when we kissed goodnight, there was a snot string from our lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARF!! never saw him again!
  • JulieBoBoo
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    One guy never stopped licking his lips. I felt like he was the big bad wolf and I was one of the three little pigs. Scary! Another guys was a rabid vegetarian and went on and on about how meat was murder and omnivores were criminals. I was veg at the time but I don't consider my family barbaric murderers thank you very much. Then there was the googly eyed guy who confirmed to me that his parents were first cousins. We rented a movie and all I could think during the love scene was "please don't try to kiss me, please don't try to kiss me, please don't try to kiss me." Moral of the story.. don't try to find love in the classifieds! (FTR I met my husband online)
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    1st date set up by a friend. he had a little cold. when we kissed goodnight, there was a snot string from our lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARF!! never saw him again!

    Well, you must have been so hot you made his nose run.. :noway:
  • kaits108
    kaits108 Posts: 305 Member
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    The actual date was okay, but at the end when I thought he was going in for a kiss, he switched it up and licked my face. And then whispered in my ear about how he's made out with dudes, and asked if it turned me on. Needless to say, there was noooo second date for face licker dude kisser.
  • Marig0ld
    Marig0ld Posts: 671 Member
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    This topic has been posted before, but I do believe my story deserves a reprisal:

    In college I went out with this guy and we went back to his apartment to "hang out." (Yes, I'm aware that's a loaded phrase). We were making out on his couch, and he turns on a porno. It wasn't one of those Skinemax softcore ones, it was pretty um...yeah. I'm not a prude by any means but I had to excuse myself after that one...
  • tscottym
    tscottym Posts: 55 Member
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    Butt tickling....

    Do i need to say more?

    um, yes! say more. i have no idea what that is?! other than what it implies.
  • CHEFCH♥ZZ
    CHEFCH♥ZZ Posts: 127
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    1st date set up by a friend. he had a little cold. when we kissed goodnight, there was a snot string from our lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARF!! never saw him again!

    Well, you must have been so hot you made his nose run.. :noway:
    :blushing:
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
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    The actual date was okay, but at the end when I thought he was going in for a kiss, he switched it up and licked my face. And then whispered in my ear about how he's made out with dudes, and asked if it turned me on. Needless to say, there was noooo second date for face licker dude kisser.

    Between butt tickling and this I think we should start a group....
  • kaits108
    kaits108 Posts: 305 Member
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    The actual date was okay, but at the end when I thought he was going in for a kiss, he switched it up and licked my face. And then whispered in my ear about how he's made out with dudes, and asked if it turned me on. Needless to say, there was noooo second date for face licker dude kisser.

    Between butt tickling and this I think we should start a group....

    LOL!!! Agreed!
  • TheSarahHill
    TheSarahHill Posts: 185
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    The actual date was okay, but at the end when I thought he was going in for a kiss, he switched it up and licked my face. And then whispered in my ear about how he's made out with dudes, and asked if it turned me on. Needless to say, there was noooo second date for face licker dude kisser.

    Ahh dear what a weirdo! :-O x
  • valerietoxii
    valerietoxii Posts: 93 Member
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    LOL I was dating this guy and he came to my dorm room to give me a Christmas gift and he acted like he was going to kiss me but he actually BLEW IN MY NOSE! Wtf is that?! He turned out to be a creepy stalker. Go figure.

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