Giada represents everything wrong with America

Jeff92se
Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
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Apparently if you watch her show, you'll become short, cute but with a disaporportionaly large head.

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  • lilsassymom
    lilsassymom Posts: 407 Member
    I think it's her forehead that seems a tad large:huh: ....I watch her occasionally---and when I saw her make this I knew I had to try it. I love, love, love this recipe:

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/homemade-cranberry-nut-granola-recipe/index.html

    Homemade Cranberry Nut Granola---sooooo addicting:love: .
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Will I also become white and female?
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    She bothers me because she always says sh@t with a crappy Italian accent, she tries WAY too hard. My dad is straight off the boat Italian, making me half, neither of us say mozzarella like she does. She is irritating.... pretty, but irritating. One episode I watched a few seconds of because she went to Italy....yeah, she can barely speak a lick. She also tried way too hard and ended up sounding like Mario and Luigi.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    She bothers me because she always says sh@t with a crappy Italian accent, she tries WAY too hard. My dad is straight off the boat Italian, making me half, neither of us say mozzarella like she does. She is irritating.... pretty, but irritating. One episode I watched a few seconds of because she went to Italy....yeah, she can barely speak a lick. She also tried way too hard and ended up sounding like Mario and Luigi.
    Maybe she is the princess that's always in another damn castle!
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    Will I also become white and female?

    If so, Id do you
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    She bothers me because she always says sh@t with a crappy Italian accent, she tries WAY too hard. My dad is straight off the boat Italian, making me half, neither of us say mozzarella like she does. She is irritating.... pretty, but irritating. One episode I watched a few seconds of because she went to Italy....yeah, she can barely speak a lick. She also tried way too hard and ended up sounding like Mario and Luigi.
    Maybe she is the princess that's always in another damn castle!

    Haha, no. Princess Peach is probably Swedish with that blonde hair. She seems like a tramp anyway :laugh: I always feel bad for Luigi because he always helps Mario find Princess Peach and he doesn't get a thing, not even a handy. :tongue:
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    I hate the way she says Pasta too! And don't tell me she eats the food she makes, unless she pukes it up right after.
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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Will I also become white and female?

    If so, Id do you

    That's the first time a man has ever said that to me. I'm not sure how to feel...
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    Will I also become white and female?

    If so, Id do you

    That's the first time a man has ever said that to me. I'm not sure how to feel...

    I bet you would be a really pretty white lady. :happy:
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    I hate the way she says Pasta too! And don't tell me she eats the food she makes, unless she pukes it up right after.

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  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
    My mom calls her snoopy -- when she smiles she shows every single one of her teeth, just like snoopys goofy grin.

    I hate her, not exactly sure why, but I do. She irriates the *kitten* outta me.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
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    I find this to be the most relevant part of this thread.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,204 Member
    Love Giada!!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I came to post something then...boobs!
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    I came to post something then...boobs!

    they get you every time
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,204 Member
    She went to Le Cordon Bleu in Paris you know. :heart:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    That's not a forehead it's a fivehead.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I came to post something then...boobs!

    they get you every time
    Oddly I am totally ok with that
  • theoneandonlybrookie
    theoneandonlybrookie Posts: 341 Member
    Gosh I think Giada is, at the very least, super hot. I have no idea about her accent or cooking.

    If I make her food, can I turn into a millionaire who barely has to work for a living?

    Clearly, she's doing *something* better than I am.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,830 Member
    From your description of her, she sounds like a Bratz doll.
  • myukniewicz
    myukniewicz Posts: 906 Member
    And don't tell me she eats the food she makes, unless she pukes it up right after.

    LMAO! My mom says that ALL THE TIME when I watch her show.

    I think she is super sexy though
    & i do love her show
  • myukniewicz
    myukniewicz Posts: 906 Member
    She went to Le Cordon Bleu in Paris you know. :heart:

    its true :) she is classically trained
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
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  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,630 Member
    SOMEONE MAKE ONE ABOUT MICHAEL SYMON NOW
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    i see nothing wrong with this

    http://youtu.be/n2RQ-BrA-eI
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    whoa..whoa..whoa.. Don't you be talking bad about my girl, Giada.. My wife thinks it's weird how defensive I get over her! You are getting close to fighting words bro!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Tell me you don't want to try this pasta sauce bro!

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  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    She went to Le Cordon Bleu in Paris you know. :heart:
    And she got a job because her Grandfather was Dino DeLaurentis.
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