Top 10 Reasons Kids Shouldn't Be On This Site:

waskier
waskier Posts: 254 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
10. Chris Hansen:glasses:
9. Most of us already have kids. We don't need any more.:angry:
8. TOS:wink:
7. You should be hanging out with your friends.:smile:
6. Isn't American Idol on TV or something?:bigsmile:
5. Have you seen some of the profile pictures of these guys?:devil:
4. You should be at your high school basketball game.:yawn:
3. Wait, isn't it past your bedtime?:huh:
2. You kids have Twitter and Facebook. Leave us old, fat farts our own place, OK?:tongue:

and the number 1 reason kids shouldn't be on this site.....

1. You haven't finished your homework yet!!!!!:mad:
«1

Replies

  • ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
    ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll Posts: 431
    Love this!

    #8 because Mike said so!
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    I am an old, fat fart, and I have facebook AND Twitter accounts.
    :flowerforyou:
  • feduh86
    feduh86 Posts: 790 Member
    I am not an old fat fart! loool
  • Bellyroll
    Bellyroll Posts: 316
    like
  • PrincessEliNa
    PrincessEliNa Posts: 524 Member
    LOL!! This made me laugh...even though my facebook is open on my next tab...
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    10. Chris Hansen:glasses:
    9. Most of us already have kids. We don't need any more.:angry:
    8. TOS:wink:
    7. You should be hanging out with your friends.:smile:
    6. Isn't American Idol on TV or something?:bigsmile:
    5. Have you seen some of the profile pictures of these guys?:devil:
    4. You should be at your high school basketball game.:yawn:
    3. Wait, isn't it past your bedtime?:huh:
    2. You kids have Twitter and Facebook. Leave us old, fat farts our own place, OK?:tongue:

    and the number 1 reason kids shouldn't be on this site.....

    1. You haven't finished your homework yet!!!!!:mad:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DADDYYY!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:
    You do my homework for me first before I log off here :laugh:
  • snaggly
    snaggly Posts: 48 Member
    So, who's Chris Hanson and what does TOS stand for??

    I'm not an old fart by any means!! But then again, my teenaged years were a good 2 decades ago...
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    11. Kids smell funny.
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Im gonna be doing homework till the day I die it feels sometimes
  • Galletakek
    Galletakek Posts: 285
    Wait o.o soo what if you are a kid at heart?? can I still stay D:?..
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,900 Member
    So, who's Chris Hanson and what does TOS stand for??

    I'm not an old fart by any means!! But then again, my teenaged years were a good 2 decades ago...

    Chris Hanson is from Dateline NBC - To Catch A Predator
    TOS is Terms of service, MFP is for adults :flowerforyou:

    I loved this one ty for posting :laugh:
  • SerenityRabit
    SerenityRabit Posts: 47
    ...I laughed because I totally haven't done my homework.
    Stupid Ap class>.<
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,900 Member
    @ Galletakek we will make an acceptation for you :flowerforyou:
  • Celiamariec
    Celiamariec Posts: 93
    11. Kids smell funny.

    Being a driving instructor... I can vouch for this one. :laugh:

    LMAO @ Chris Hansen, "I have the chat log right here."
  • Galletakek
    Galletakek Posts: 285
    @ Galletakek we will make an acceptation for you :flowerforyou:

    :D Yes!!!:heart:
  • monkeymouse74
    monkeymouse74 Posts: 288
    11. Kids smell funny.

    So do old fat farts!! LOL!
  • waanju
    waanju Posts: 27 Member
    ...I laughed because I totally haven't done my homework.
    Stupid Ap class>.<

    try 6 of them. And I don't get home from school until 7:30. UGHHHHHHHH
  • SerenityRabit
    SerenityRabit Posts: 47
    :D sorry, thats rough man.
    I lucky have a snow day tomorrow, and once again get to procrastinate on this project until sunday.
    This is why i stick to just honor classes.
    you still look smart to colleges.
    Just with less amount of work :D
  • walkwithme1
    walkwithme1 Posts: 492 Member
    I haven't seen To catch a predator in years. Am I just missing it? Those guys were always so stupid.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    ...I laughed because I totally haven't done my homework.
    Stupid Ap class>.<

    I put off my Algrebra class until the last minute too :laugh:
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    LOVE this one but you did fogret the xbox! :bigsmile:
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
    11. Kids smell funny.

    Being a driving instructor... I can vouch for this one. :laugh:

    LMAO @ Chris Hansen, "I have the chat log right here."

    I love watching those dumb *kitten*! Nearly everyone of them has some poor excuse, like they just wanted to hang out. So what's the beer & condoms for?:laugh:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    2. You kids have Twitter and Facebook. Leave us old, fat farts our own place, OK?:tongue:
    Does that mean us old farts aren't allowed have Facebook and Twitter accounts? :sad:
  • ichorica
    ichorica Posts: 475 Member
    Lol awesome! I especially like the emoticon..lol
  • ichorica
    ichorica Posts: 475 Member
    Lol awesome! I also love the emoticons..lol
  • lonaneomaflame
    lonaneomaflame Posts: 85
    ...I laughed because I totally haven't done my homework.
    Stupid Ap class>.<


    I also have not done my homework (college) that history text book is just so SLOW!
  • madamepsychosis
    madamepsychosis Posts: 472 Member
    Another reason is that surely the calorie burners on this site are waaay inaccurate for teens anyway? Kids/teenagers need way more calories than adults, even if they want/need to lose weight.
  • catcrazy
    catcrazy Posts: 1,740 Member
    Love it!


    And just in case there are any "leave the kids alone" folks reading this there are legal implications for the site... That is why they are removed.
  • lh12xx
    lh12xx Posts: 111 Member
    Lol! This brightened up my morning.

    11. If you want to lose weight children, go run about and climb some trees like children do instead of sitting in front of a computer!
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    I have facebook and am a kid a heart but I did appreciate your list. Thanks for the smile! :laugh:
This discussion has been closed.

Categories