800 calories a day?

Typing all in upper case = yelling.

As for the nutritional response - why would I bother, you won't hear from me again.

Thanks guys...Lately I have been over eating although luckily not gaining. Honestly I think if I could get to even 125 I'd be happy.. I want to lose ten pounds by April 18th because it will be my 21st birthday.

And I do seriously want to start eating healthier. I may never be able to give up junk completely (lol its just to yummy) But I graduate from college in May 2012 and will probably be living in an apartment on my own..
I try to read every post and learn everything I can so when I am a true "grown up" I will be able to keep my body healthy..and somewhere down the line hopefully I will have kids to keep healthy too.
So thank you and any advice anyone wants to give me is appreciated

AND FINALLY I really wanted to thank the people who stood up for me it is obvious you understand I am not trying to yell at anyone just to not have people start fights.

Also When I say I am broke I mean it I only make 90 dollars a week and do have bills to pay I literally have like 20 dollars left over every two weeks for groceries

if you limit yourself to only 800 cal a day, your body will think it is starving and your metabolism will slow down even more. then it will suppliment the lack of calories by eating your own muscle tissue (not body fat). muscle is what helps you burn the fat, so you definately don't want that to happen.
to understand why this happens you have to understand a thing called the glycemic index. basically, when you eat (carbs) your body breaks down these foods into glucose (sugar) that is absorbed into your blood stream where it can be available to be delivered to every single cell in your body for energy. when your blood sugar (glucose) is high, like after a meal, your body releases insulin into your blood stream. this allows your cells to take in those sugar molecules to use for metabolism. a normal blood sugar is between 100-120. anything below 60 and your body goes into starvation mode, slowing down your metabolism. anything above 120 and your body stores the excess as fat.
when you eat just carbs (like the foods you described above) it creates too much glucose floating in your system at one time. your body must then release an overabundance of insulin, and all that excess glucose that was floating in your blood that can't be used for metabolic purposes is now stored as fat. but it gets worse. if your blood has too much glucose in it, say from a nice carb meal, too much insulin is released at once in a rush to absorb all that excess sugar. then your bodys blood sugar drops too low (below 60), your body thinks it is starving, and it will slow down it's metabolism. aka, first you make more fat, then your metabolism drops and you can't get ride of it.
so basically, don't eat ramin or mac and cheese, or if you do, take that cup of noodle and space it out between two/three meals instead of just one. these foods are really bad for you and are all carbs (glucose) and fat (not to mention preservatives-which hinder your liver from properly digesting fat as it is too busy riding your body of these posions). these types of carb loaded meals will make your blood sugars sore and you will store all the excess as fat.
and don't starve yourself. i don't mean to be harsh but that is what 800 cal a day is. this will make your metabolism crawl so even if you eat nothing you will never lose weight. plus you will hate life, and that's no good.
every person is different. some people need to eat small meals all day long, and some people only need two to three portion controlled meals a day and a snack. but no matter what kind of person you are, if you are not eating the RIGHT food in the right combinations in the right portions, you are setting yourself up for failure. and that is soooo hard to do if you can't cook and you are on a budget. but your can do it!
vegetables: salads (think dark, leafy veggies) with low cal/sodium/fat dressing, celery, carrots, cucumbers, tomatos, onions, green/red or yellow peppers, brococci, ect.... anything you can think of to eat by itself or mixed in a salad. you can stuff yourself silly on veggies and as long as your not adding too much dressing or others (peanut butter, hummas, ect)
fruit: any fruit will do. the are portable, delicious and don't need to be refrigerated. need i say more.
eggs: they do sell hard boiled eggs at 7-11 now, which is awesome
meat (chicken/fish): if you can't cook it look for it in frozen meals such as kashi. these little guys are well balanced meals in nice portion sizes with very reasonable calorie counts. i really like the sweat and sour chicken. also imitation crab is super low in calories and a good sorce of protein. tuna is okay if you don't stick a ton of mayo in it. sardines are great if you can stand them.
nuts: almonds, walnuts and sunflower seeds are great snacks and support brain function. skip peanuts, pisachios and anything that has too much salt added to it.
carbs: get a rice cooker so you can make good carbs for your meals. they sell them for $20 at wallmart. a cup of rice a day is better than mac and cheese any day. if you need to make it taste better cook it with low sodium chicken broth or vegetable broth. and you can also use it for other rice like products like couscous or quinoa (which is the only grain that is also a complete protein!). and best part is, it also steams veggetables so you can expand your horizon when it comes to veggies!!!
cut out as much as you that is a cracker, cookie, chip, or premaid meal with ingrediants you can't pronouce.
and eat, eat, eat, in moderation, to keep your energy levels up and be a healthy, happy person. remember fat and carbs are not "bad," You NEED a certain amount of fat to sustain normal function and your energy is literally derived from carbs. so please, please don't cut them out. eat, in moderation, in the right portion sizes, of the right types of foods in combinationand you can't go wrong.