What would your generic forum post be?

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BerryH
BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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If there was an app on MFP to do a "quick answer" to forum threads, what would yours be?

Mine would be along the lines of:
"Eat all the calories MFP tells you to lose 1lb a week, in real food, eat most of your exercise calories, only run if you like it but if you do, do it at your own pace."
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  • tam120
    tam120 Posts: 444 Member
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    You're not eating enough.
  • Lindsayrob
    Lindsayrob Posts: 247 Member
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    Why does it make you so cross that somebody wants to log their cleaning cals?
  • sandown12
    sandown12 Posts: 648 Member
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    help im confused .....haha
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    Don't eat below 1200 calories a day and then not eat your exercise calories. That's just silly.
  • bpurc22
    bpurc22 Posts: 180 Member
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    Read the forum stickies!
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,554 Member
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    Besides what Berry said, mine would be an answer to all the "I live in Australia/NZ/other country where we use grams, I can't convert all the time." I really want to say "this site is based in the US and it's free. Deal with it, or find a local site in your preferred currency!"

    Instead I would say:

    "Yes, you can change to metric. Except the badge on the front page, that stays in pounds.
    I know you don't use cups in the UK, but other people do and for us it makes sense.
    Look in the database for items without an *. These have serving sizes of cups, oz AND grams.
    And 1 cup is 250ml or 8 oz or 230 ml. "
  • flausa
    flausa Posts: 534 Member
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    This is not a race, so stop trying to lose the weight as quickly as possible.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Aww kiss him honey!


    (there are a lot of relationship threads)
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    "You can't eat all the mere 1,200 calories you've decided to feed yourself? Really? How did you get fat then?"
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,554 Member
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    How about:

    "No.
    MFP doesn't need a like button".
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    The best exercise? That would be the one you do and like enough to want to do again.
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    get a HRM
  • Ready4Battle
    Ready4Battle Posts: 60
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    Forgive me, I'm drunk.
  • ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
    ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll Posts: 431
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    42
  • kim824
    kim824 Posts: 68 Member
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    Ask your doctor.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    So you are trying to kill yourself and your body won't let you??? Shocking
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,190 Member
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    Ripper
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    n
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
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    "You can't eat all the mere 1,200 calories you've decided to feed yourself? Really? How did you get fat then?"

    lol ^this

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