5 things to always remember

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ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll Posts: 431
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1. Money can not buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the *kitten*'s name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

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  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
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    1. Money can not buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

    2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the *kitten*'s name.

    3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

    love love love this. I wanna print it out and put it on my wall by my desk. Some coworkers def need to see number 4!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    6. Save the world... eat some chocolate!
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    I agree to all of these.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
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    #3 made me LOL.
  • ansonrinesmith
    ansonrinesmith Posts: 755 Member
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    6. There are no dumb questions. Only dumb people who ask questions.
  • Indy_Mario
    Indy_Mario Posts: 541
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    :laugh: I wholly agree! lmao
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    rules to live by for sure
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
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    margaritas are a girls best friend... :drinker:
  • ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
    ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll Posts: 431
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    #3 made me LOL.

    that's my fave
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
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    I think I may just have to print this out

    Would love to put it up in my office
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    LOL love it
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    thank you..Im gonna go cry on my bicycle now.. :sad:
  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,094 Member
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    :heart: this. LoL
  • kaits108
    kaits108 Posts: 305 Member
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    :laugh:
  • KemahSunshine
    KemahSunshine Posts: 71
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    #7 You cant change anyone but yourself!!! :wink:
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
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    These are all great! Thanks for the laughs.

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