For those that enjoy a glass of wine

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vanessaclarkgbr
vanessaclarkgbr Posts: 765 Member
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A glass of wine



To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of *kitten*..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service



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  • xraychick77
    xraychick77 Posts: 1,775 Member
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    lol awesome!
  • PeeTeePee
    PeeTeePee Posts: 235 Member
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    :o)
  • SusanMcAvoy
    SusanMcAvoy Posts: 445 Member
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    Thank you for that. I love it!!! I drink wine a lot and it keeps me healthy :bigsmile: Awesome post!!
  • babbityboo
    babbityboo Posts: 98 Member
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    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of *kitten*..

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    :D this bit!! xx
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    Obviously I feel rough today despite a vast intake of healthy wine yesterday because I mistakenly drank lots of sewage-infested water to try and rehydrate!

    This reminds me of the story of John Snow who discovered cholera was water-borne after working out the brewery workers were the only ones in a certain area of London not to be afflicted!
  • Tasha_uk
    Tasha_uk Posts: 70
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    Lmao thanks for that
  • Vjb2525
    Vjb2525 Posts: 67
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    LOL .... Im a big wino and finally drank last Friday my first in 3 weeks. Man I missed my Roscato!!! Nice post!
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    I'm sure there is a flaw in that argument but I'm dammed if I can see it. Do you think my employers will understand this when I order a vodka with my breakfast?
  • MrsBlobs
    MrsBlobs Posts: 310 Member
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    I'm sure there is a flaw in that argument but I'm dammed if I can see it. Do you think my employers will understand this when I order a vodka with my breakfast?

    nah - just show them the science - it's flawless :wink:
  • becka63
    becka63 Posts: 712 Member
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    Love it- why do you think in medieval times monks used to (and still do) make their own wine or beer and drank that instead of water (I'm not sure they still do this!). I'll try to get my 8 glasses of wine in today for sure!
  • hannahlbur
    hannahlbur Posts: 221 Member
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    This is the kind of science i really appreciate.
  • sjtreely
    sjtreely Posts: 1,014 Member
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    Works for me. No questions asked.

    You have wisdom beyond your youth!
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,590 Member
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    I'll drink to that, hic! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • hope516
    hope516 Posts: 1,133 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • shazzam05
    shazzam05 Posts: 33
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    woo hoo!! Finally proof that I was right all this time.

    Heard a similar argument about chocolate

    chocolate made from cocoa
    cocoa is a bean
    beans are vegetables
    therefore chocolate is a vegetable....

    So that means 5 serves a day right????
  • gailashton
    gailashton Posts: 292
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    Totally awesome. I love it and I love wine!
  • Kerryket
    Kerryket Posts: 19 Member
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    Thanks, I needed that!
  • icemaiden17_uk
    icemaiden17_uk Posts: 463 Member
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    I love it! Really made me smile when I got home from a horrid Clinic at work!

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