Tips

stephanielindley422
stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
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What your favorite tips for losing weight? Here are mine:

Use super glue as lip gloss.
Getting your butt off the couch and standing does not count as lifting weights.
The BEST way to lose weight is to close your mouth.

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  • TeaBea
    TeaBea Posts: 14,517 Member
    OK - I can't think of any funny ones right now, but your second one is great! I love it.
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Need motivation to get moving? Punch a cop.

    Disclaimer: This is a joke, I don't condone hitting anyone. :bigsmile:
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    JUST a tip?

    Beat you FearAnLoathing
  • Bexx435
    Bexx435 Posts: 83 Member

    Use super glue as lip gloss.

    Hahahahhaha!!!
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    JUST a tip?

    Beat you FearAnLoathing

    damn beat me too
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
    Need motivation to get moving? Punch a cop.

    Disclaimer: This is a joke, I don't condone hitting anyone. :bigsmile:

    I often send my child to play in the street just so I can burn calories chasing after her.

    Also a joke. Noone call cps. LOL
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Self inflict OCD to burn more calories in a day. Walking back to the kitchen ten times to make sure you turned off the stove will raise your basic metabolism.
  • MrsNoir
    MrsNoir Posts: 236 Member
    I do squats while I hold the baby, he's 20lbs heavy! And this is not a joke.

    I really hate doing squats, but doing 10 with 20lbs of weight must be more efficient than 100 with no weight at all, or well so I lie to myself to feel better for not doing many of those :D
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
    Self inflict OCD to burn more calories in a day. Walking back to the kitchen ten times to make sure you turned off the stove will raise your basic metabolism.

    Good idea.
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
    "Don't Eat That!"
    Burn away calories by marinating chicken, beef or pork in brandy & cook with flamethrower
    Eat your food with one chopstick
    LMAO is a great way to reduce weight in the hindquarters.
    Instead of carrying your laptop around - start carrying your desktop PC
    Only eat food that you can catch & kill with a toothpick
    Cut back on your food intake if you weigh more than your refrigerator.
    Never eat more than you can lift.





    Thanks for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a 1/2 lb. right now, press 1 18,000 times
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
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    I love people who have the right graphic for every moment.
  • ionlyhavesporx
    ionlyhavesporx Posts: 120
    Tip: Tie an 8ball around your neck and see how long you can out run Lindsay Lohan....
  • cgraylyon
    cgraylyon Posts: 292 Member
    Twizzlers is a fat free food. My husband tells me this :)
  • KaraGrr
    KaraGrr Posts: 75 Member
    Twizzlers is a fat free food. My husband tells me this :)

    Oh yesss my man tells me this too haha fat free means its good for you right? ;)
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Tip: Tie an 8ball around your neck and see how long you can out run Lindsay Lohan....

    Baha!!! That was pretty funny......she does have rather long legs though...not sure I would last long...
  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,079 Member
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    I love people who have the right graphic for every moment.
    haha thats great!!! burn a few laughing so hard at this post xD
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
    Tip: Tie an 8ball around your neck and see how long you can out run Lindsay Lohan....

    :noway:
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
    Self delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales
  • Superman_sean
    Superman_sean Posts: 12
    Celery sticks contain exactly the same amount of calories as it takes to eat it. Take twice as long to eat one. Loose weight twice as fast.

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  • DS67ATX
    DS67ATX Posts: 289
    1.Drink plenty of water
    2.Chew gum
    3.Take extra steps when possible
    4.Do short workouts when you have time,situps or jumping jacks during commericals when watching television.
    5.Be positive

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