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Stupid human trick.

_snw_
_snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
We all have at least one.... What's yours?


Mine? I can spit with crazy accuracy and distance.
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  • PinkGoth
    PinkGoth Posts: 37 Member
    Burping!! :blushing:

    I can burp talk full sentences!
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    We all have at least one.... What's yours?


    Mine? I can spit with crazy accuracy and distance.

    I can spit out a car window doing 80 and not get it on me or the car.
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    That is utterly useless, but kind of cool. :laugh:
    I can twist my tongue both ways, most people can only do it one way.
    I can bend my left thumb all the way back to my wrist.
    I can crack my hips the way people crack their knuckles.
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    I can write with and pick things up with my toes :blushing:
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    We all have at least one.... What's yours?


    Mine? I can spit with crazy accuracy and distance.

    I can spit out a car window doing 80 and not get it on me or the car.

    amateur.

    i can spit AT a car going 80 and get every drop on the occupant and none on the car. ~wink~
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I'm double jointed.

    I can put my thumb behind my hand. I can take my shoulder out of socket (at least that's what it looks like I'm doing, hell if I know). I can bend the tip of my finger so it's horizontal. I can move the knuckles on my hand, mainly my forefinger.

    I'm poorly put together.
  • hope516
    hope516 Posts: 1,133 Member
    I can make stupid look sexy :wink:
  • PinkGoth
    PinkGoth Posts: 37 Member
    I can write with and pick things up with my toes :blushing:

    I can pick things up with my toes too, never tried writing (gong to try that now :laugh: ) - my partner says i have monkey feet!
  • seekingthepatienceofjob
    seekingthepatienceofjob Posts: 288 Member
    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    LOL mine is popular ......
    I can unhinge my jaw and rehinge it at will.:devil: :bigsmile:
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I can do several weird things with my tongue. Some people can do the roll thing, I can make it have 1,2 and 3 rolls (third is like a clover) I can fold it backwards onto itself, and I can put it all the way behind my uvula(sp?) And into my sinuses.
  • NeedANewFocus
    NeedANewFocus Posts: 898 Member
    I can make stupid look sexy :wink:

    Love it!
  • burgenah
    burgenah Posts: 76
    We all have at least one.... What's yours?


    Mine? I can spit with crazy accuracy and distance.

    same here, its gross but I love it! LOL
    I too can tie a knot out of a cherry stem and pick **** up with my toes.. freak really
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    I can make my knees make the sound of a potato chip bag being crinkled up when I walk up or down stairs.

    Of course, they always sound that way.....
  • irjeffb
    irjeffb Posts: 275 Member
    I can touch my nose with my tongue. In fact, I didn't know until recently that most people can NOT turn their tongue around in their mouths and feel their tonsils.

    Perhaps not as impressive, but I've taught myself to do a couple things that the average person can't do just to be able to say I can do them, including juggling and solving a Rubik's cube.
  • nathan72
    nathan72 Posts: 91 Member
    i don't think this counts, but i peed in my own face once...
  • selenebellydancerlv
    selenebellydancerlv Posts: 9
    Being a master mind on always being right even when I'm wrong! pssst.. my bf falls for this all the time :>
  • ShellBell4281
    ShellBell4281 Posts: 127 Member
    I can dislocate my hips and shoulders. Yup, the shoulder trick is fun at parties.
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    I can fart on cue.

    My sister can alphabetize the letters in a word immediately. It's nuts. She does it constantly, even as a kid, but ever told anyone until a couple of years ago. Makes for great fun at parties, trying to stump her.
  • ItsMeRebekah
    ItsMeRebekah Posts: 909 Member
    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue!
  • deadstarsunburn
    deadstarsunburn Posts: 1,337 Member
    I can gleek super far! I think that's what it's called? When you yawn and that spit shoots out? Mine can go like 2 yards it's disgusting.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    * Lick my own nose (crazy long Gene Simmons tongue)
    * Burp the alphabet
    * Roll my tongue into one roll, three rolls, and five rolls.
    * Roll/wiggle each eye independently of the other
    * Wiggle my ears
    * Bend my thumb all the way back to my arm
    * Turn my pinky finger around so the nail faces my palm
    * I am also double-jointed and very flexible, so I can contort in very odd ways.

    Oddly enough, I can't whistle out, no matter how hard I try.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I can do lots of stuff with my tongue!! :laugh: No for real, I can make it a clover, I can tie a cherry stem in a knot, I can blow bubbles, lick my tose... I'm also double jointed in my thumbs
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
    I can touch my tongue to my nose.

    I also have whats called a "hook" thumb. I can make it bend crazy far back.
  • Kerryket
    Kerryket Posts: 19 Member
    Truth, how many people have tried to touch their tonsils with their tongues since reading these?
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue!
    I have a talented tongue. I can do this ^^^
    I can touch my tongue to my nose (without hands)
    I can flip my tongue over, either direction.
    I can do the Gene Simmons tongue wagging thing
  • amysj303
    amysj303 Posts: 5,086 Member
    I can weave my toes together. I start with the pinky ones... It's hard to explain-like when you lace your fingers together for the start of the "here's the church, here's the steeple..."
  • Cris725
    Cris725 Posts: 81
    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue!


    I can do that too. My husband thinks its great entertainment.
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    I can write with and pick things up with my toes :blushing:

    I can pick things up with my toes too, never tried writing (gong to try that now :laugh: ) - my partner says i have monkey feet!

    that's what my husband says too! He says it sketches him out... i think it intrigues him! :laugh:
  • amysj303
    amysj303 Posts: 5,086 Member
    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue!
    I have a talented tongue. I can do this ^^^
    I can touch my tongue to my nose (without hands)
    I can flip my tongue over, either direction.
    I can do the Gene Simmons tongue wagging thing
    I can do the cherry stem knot and I can fold my tongue into a clover shape (3-leafed;)
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