How Bout Them Cowboys!!!

LauraMacNCheese
LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
in Chit-Chat
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.



Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys



Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".



Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.



Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old



Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.




Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Why does everyone pick on the Cowboys?? LOL
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Grrrrrr :mad: :explode:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Grrrrrr :mad: :explode:

    Awww...Nita...don't be mad @ me :flowerforyou: A Dallas Cowboy FAN actually sent this out as a mass e-mail this morning; so I wanted to share. And believe me, I get much worse being an Eagles fan, LOL!
  • Loveebbs
    Loveebbs Posts: 300 Member
    :explode:

    (But this did make me laugh :laugh: )
  • Marig0ld
    Marig0ld Posts: 671 Member
    THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD! Go Skins! (unfortunately we're worse than the Cowboys these days)
  • Cakepiebeer
    Cakepiebeer Posts: 392
    *NEWS FLASH*

    They're no longer the Cowboys. They have been renamed to the Dallas Brokebacks
  • nolady2012
    nolady2012 Posts: 15
    I live in Texas. Don't like the Cowboys. Well, I wish the team would do better. Their problem is their owner. I agree with Lance Armstrong, Jerry needs to sit down and shut up! LOVE your post!!! LOL reeeeaaallllly hard!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    *NEWS FLASH*

    They're no longer the Cowboys. They have been renamed to the Dallas Brokebacks

    Greatest...comment...EVER!!!! I am stealing this, just so you know!
  • hotmama1174
    hotmama1174 Posts: 109 Member
    i am laughing soooo hard and reading them to a Dallas fan and she is trying to fight back the laughter. GO GIANTS!!!
  • Eaglesfanintn
    Eaglesfanintn Posts: 813 Member
    As an Eagles fan (and a Redskins fan 2X year and a Giants fan 2X a year) I love this!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    As an Eagles fan (and a Redskins fan 2X year and a Giants fan 2X a year) I love this!

    I thought you might appreciate these, LOL!! :bigsmile:
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I am laughing so hard at this. And I am NOT a Cowboys fan!!!
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    As an Eagles fan (and a Redskins fan 2X year and a Giants fan 2X a year) I love this!

    This is me, except it's Eagles twice a year and Giants twice a year. As much as I appreciated this, the F***skins have held the NFC East Suckitude title for a long time. We're not about to relinquish it to the Cowboys -- at least until Danny Boy gets hit by a bus. We're very good at one thing: being absolutely f'in' pathetic.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I love this!:heart::heart: :heart:
  • dwtouch4
    dwtouch4 Posts: 98
    Grrrrrr :mad: :explode:

    Awww...Nita...don't be mad @ me :flowerforyou: A Dallas Cowboy FAN actually sent this out as a mass e-mail this morning; so I wanted to share. And believe me, I get much worse being an Eagles fan, LOL!

    As soon as I saw your initial post I knew you had to be an Eagles fan
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I heart the Boys, so much I married one, but this cracked me UP
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Grrrrrr :mad: :explode:

    Awww...Nita...don't be mad @ me :flowerforyou: A Dallas Cowboy FAN actually sent this out as a mass e-mail this morning; so I wanted to share. And believe me, I get much worse being an Eagles fan, LOL!

    As soon as I saw your initial post I knew you had to be an Eagles fan

    What gave me away? :bigsmile:
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    I am huge Cowboys fan but those are hilarious. Thanks!
  • dwtouch4
    dwtouch4 Posts: 98
    Grrrrrr :mad: :explode:

    Awww...Nita...don't be mad @ me :flowerforyou: A Dallas Cowboy FAN actually sent this out as a mass e-mail this morning; so I wanted to share. And believe me, I get much worse being an Eagles fan, LOL!

    As soon as I saw your initial post I knew you had to be an Eagles fan

    What gave me away? :bigsmile:

    Nobody hates the Cowboys like an Eagles Fan! The feeling isn't actually mutual with Dallas, the Giants hate us more, and I have no idea who Washington detests.

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