Does Ex-Lax count as chocolate...

So the scale is spared one more day. I just knew it was going to meet the window this morning and continue it's flight outside. But no it was good to me. I guess she thought she better be.

I say she, hell, I don't know it's gender. I'm thinking female because she'd been so good to me all week. Then all of a sudden, she changed on me. She said good things, look, down 2 pounds, great job. Here's another pound, awesome! Wait, I didn't get a good weight, that's why there's a C on the scale, try again... oww, down another pound, sweet! Then the last 3 days she was being a biotch! Ha, you gained 2, try harder, there's another one, you're not doing this right.... ugh...

For all I know the scale is a man. so proud of you honey, 2 pounds down, come back tomorrow... oooww, look, great job, another pound down, can't wait to see you tomorrow.. really?! me either! of course - I believed him until it was... your fluffy *kitten* put back 2 pounds, this isn't good, great, there's another pound, this isn't working for me anymore, I'm bored... NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

maybe the damn thing is bipolar. maybe I just need some ex-lax... HA! Ooowww, does ex-lax count the same as chocolate? Same calories and all? hhmmm... may have to check that out...

Happy Friday!