Ridiculous (and fake) recipes for things you would never eat

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TheGoblinRoad
TheGoblinRoad Posts: 835 Member
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Just for kicks, and we'll see if anyone joins me on this one, I want to write a fake recipe here for something possibly gross, though I don't know yet what I'm about to type, so we'll see:

Peanut Butter and Tomato Fako Bako Grilled Sandwiches (oh my god!)
1 slice of pumpernickel bread
1 slice of sourdough bread that's the same size
peanut butter
tomato slices
fake bacon strips from morningstar
margarine
butter
olive oil
ketchup

First, mix the butter, margarine, and oil (as much as you want, even a tub) together and create an interesting paste.
Dump that in the pan, put on low heat
when it melts, drop the slices in, then turn over immediately.
Pull the slices out of the pan.
Spread the peanut butter on.
Add the tomato slices and fake bacon.
Put the top slice on, then back into the pan.
Grill 'til it's brown

Divide and eat with ketchup.


'Scuze me, I'm going to go look for a bucket now.

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  • TheGoblinRoad
    TheGoblinRoad Posts: 835 Member
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    bump. Hoping at least one person creates a recipe. Come on, it's fun!
  • rainedays86
    rainedays86 Posts: 105 Member
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    Meaty chocolate chunk cookies!

    2 cups flour
    3 cups butter
    1 lb ground serloin
    1 cup sugar
    1 cup brown sugar
    2 cups chocolate chunks
    3 mashed hot dogs (bar-s)
    2 mashed bananas (ripe)
    2 large eggs
    1 tsp vanilla
    2 tsp worcheshire sauce

    Preheat oven to 350
    Brown serloin, hot dog paste, and worcheshire sauce in pan. Let cool. Add remaining ingredients and beat till the flour is thoroughly mixed. Drop onto cookie sheet in heaping spoonfulls. Bake in oven for 10-15 minutes or until golden brown on the edges. Let cool and enjoy your meaty chocolaty cookies!!!!
  • 1smemae94
    1smemae94 Posts: 365 Member
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    1 cup of flour
    1/2 cup of hot sauce
    1 egg or egg substitute
    1 cup diced olives and pepper mixture
    3 Tablespoons peanut butter
    2 pickles
    1 cup fake meat
    3 strawberries
    1 banana
    sprinkles.

    Mix the flour, hot sauce, egg, olive/peppers, peanut butter until a pancake like mixture is formed. Spray a frying pan with vegetable oil spray until well coated. Add mixture to pan in perfectly shaped triangles. Let cook until golden pink.

    In a separate pan cook the fake meat.

    In a bowl combine peanut butter, sliced pickles, sliced strawberries, mashed bananas, and sprinkles.

    Once the pancakes are done place them on a plate, smother in peanut butter mixture and top with the meat.

    Enjoy?
  • TheGoblinRoad
    TheGoblinRoad Posts: 835 Member
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    SO sick! That's brilliant, both of you. Ugh ugh ugh.

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