curing the obesity epidemic

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chrisdavey
chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
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“The obesity epidemic is caused by carbs. Don’t eat them or you’ll get fat.”

“Especially wheat because you’re probably gluten intolerant.”

“And definitely not fruit because fruit contains fructose and fructose is the devil.”

“But you can eat vegetables. Only organic ones though or the pesticides will mimic estrogen and make you fat.”

“You can eat all the protein you want and you can’t get fat though.”

“As long as it doesn’t come from dairy. Dairy cows have hormones…and those will make you fat.”

“Oh…and your meat has to be organic too or you’ll die of Cancer tomorrow.”

“But you can drink fluids…except diet sodas because those have aspartame and this will also make you fat.”

“So you can pretty much just have water…as long as you don’t drink out of plastic because the estrogens in plastic will make you fat.”

“Don’t worry though…because I have a diet that will alter your hormones (which I don’t actually measure) and this will make you lean.”

“The cost is $129, but you can try it today for $1.” :happy:

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  • Newfiedan
    Newfiedan Posts: 1,517 Member
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    lol in a mood tonight?
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
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    This is phenomenal info. I would suggest that you make your own site and call it Chris's Daily Orange, You sir, are going straight to the top.

    Oh, and I will spit out these oranges I'm eating.
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
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    This is phenomenal info. I would suggest that you make your own site and call it Chris's Daily Orange, You sir, are going straight to the top.

    Oh, and I will spit out these oranges I'm eating.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
































    hahahahahahahah
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
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    This book is effin real. I saw it on the front table at Barnes and Noble yesterday.
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
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    WOW. Must be a best seller. Right behind, white potatoes make you fat.
  • pandasand
    pandasand Posts: 133 Member
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    :laugh:
  • mamitosami
    mamitosami Posts: 531 Member
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    :tongue: You didn't mention alcohol--good thing, I'm hammered. But I didn't eat anything, so no worries.

    And it's a fluid, right?
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
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    Sooo, should I just send you a cheque, or should I just post my credit card details here for you?
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
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    You didn't mention alcohol--good thing, I'm hammered. But I didn't eat anything, so no worries.

    And it's a fluid, right?

    It's ok, you don't get fat from fluids.

    Rayman: Western Union money transfer please :smile:
  • GrowOrDie
    GrowOrDie Posts: 42
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    Dont forget the fine print that if I decide to keep your product I will be billed the entire amount. But put that in super small writing so no one can ever find it... lol

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