WTF!!!!! Wine didnt do this when i was a lard butt!!!!!

galegetsthin
galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Nuff said.
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  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Someone is a cheap date!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Fo sho! Damn kindle tried to fix that 4 times!!!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Lol.
  • Tamstar1985
    Tamstar1985 Posts: 334 Member
    if i drink wine, i have one and a half glasses and i'm absolutely silly! i seem to forget that english is my native language, and tell wild stories, complete with voices. i also steal salt shakers and cutlery. last time i drank wine at a dinner out, the next morning my bag was full of weird things i nicked from the restaurant... *shame face* ^_^;;;;
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Ha!!!! That's funny! Yer a drunk cleptomaniac!!!!!! Hay! Predicting text knew the word!!!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I tell myself I will stop at 2...unfortunately sometimes after 2 i think 2 more is a FABULOUS idea. Then I'm screwed.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    BUT I log all the calories!
  • elcyclista
    elcyclista Posts: 393
    I drank a whole bottle of wine once and it didn't do a thing to me. Just got really dizzy but was still able to solve tough math problems. XD
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    But I'm only on 2. (To the third power ;))
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I drank a whole bottle of wine once and it didn't do a thing to me. Just got really dizzy but was still able to solve tough math problems. XD


    You animal!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Math!?!? Pffffffft!!!!!!! Quit screwing up my buzz!!! ∞
  • cupcakemama
    cupcakemama Posts: 52
    Oh how I was just sitting her thinking how I'd DIE for a glass of wine. I know the feeling though, since I've lost weight I'm SUCH a cheap drunk. I was damn near hammered one night after drinking 2 glasses of wine! the kids were driving me nuts hubby was working late, so I decided just one glass, to calm my nerves....well lets just say I was a happy mommy by the time he got home :P
  • marianon
    marianon Posts: 4 Member
    What else can you do?
  • sergetns73
    sergetns73 Posts: 172 Member
    the only times i drink wine is when i am making a nice meal, i go for the red, i love it to much, got to learn to say STOP after the 3rd one, used to drink a whole bottle of the cheap stuff , came from a Vat in the liquor store , was not all that strong tough, Glad i stop doing that .
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    :) I'm a happy gale!!!! Yahoo fir lie tolerance. Low tolerance too.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    :) I'm a happy gale!!!! Yahoo fir lie tolerance. Low tolerance too.



    Ah Hahaha!!!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I can touch the place my thonsils go with my tongue.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    And wrestle Gators!!!!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I can touch the place my thonsils go with my tongue.

    Now that is a party trick!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    My toes are being yanked!
  • elcyclista
    elcyclista Posts: 393
    But I'm only on 2. (To the third power ;))


    You're on your eighth???! D:
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I dunno. You are the math kid.
  • elcyclista
    elcyclista Posts: 393
    XDD lol
  • AmandaB2229
    AmandaB2229 Posts: 29
    Oh this post is making me laugh! I totally know the feeling! I'm such a cheap drunk now! lol
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSDDDDDDDD,.......... since I'm drinking 74 glasses of water a day, I don't get a hangover!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    You are killing me smalls.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    I am cracking up at this thread!

    I'm not much better. Even at my heaviest I was a lightweight - three glasses of wine and I was silly. Tonight was two shots of tequila and I'm feeling pretty okay about how much life sucks. :drinker:
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    But I'll remember that if I need a gator taken out you'll do it for the fee of a couple bottles.:laugh:
  • jennp1129
    jennp1129 Posts: 277 Member
    I find re-corking to be an epic fail after a couple glasses so I usually just drink the bottle. I wouldn't want it to go to waste!!
  • shanlynt
    shanlynt Posts: 718 Member
    I'm a cheap drunk no matter my weight is
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