LADIES WHICH DRESS SHOULD I GO FOR?

Pink.
I want this dress X

Pink

Neither. :X

I like the silverone better because I think the pink one- with the sequins on it add a kind of optical bulk/busyness.
And those sequins catch on things and pull.
I don't know anything about your figure, but anything as skin tight as the silver ( not to mention being shiny) will make a tiny bulge seem larger.
You've probably got an awsome bod and that's why you're looking at these little numbers!

The pink one!

http://www.hotmiamistyles.com/Black_Butt_Booster_Pads_p/7013-fslash-6770 blk(b).htm
I laughed. I laughed hard.




What happens when men realize they are flat... flat like an aspirin? Flat and just a crack in the middle, hahahaha

This makes me laugh and despair for the female race at the same time.......Would someone really buy that?? Remind me why?

http://www.hotmiamistyles.com/Black_Butt_Booster_Pads_p/7013-fslash-6770 blk(b).htm
I laughed. I laughed hard.




What happens when men realize they are flat... flat like an aspirin? Flat and just a crack in the middle, hahahaha

This makes me laugh and despair for the female race at the same time.......Would someone really buy that?? Remind me why?

My coworker bought some before. I forgot her reason for not using them anymore. I thought it was funny that she bought it to begin with.

Imagine taking off the hair piece, eyelashes, make up, wonderbra, spanks and those padded undies - Lol the'd be clawing at the door to get away!!

or this one.