Food! The Musical!!

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AlmstHvn
AlmstHvn Posts: 378 Member
For kicks - how about we create a (fake) musical that centeres on food, trying to be healthy, etc.

"Eat It!" (Weird Al) surely should be in there....

"Food Glorious Food" from Oliver probably should be, too....

... I'm thinking of writing a parody of My Fair Lady's "Why Can't a Woman be More like a Man" as "Why Can't Lettuce taste more like Jam"?

... or maybe instead of "I'm Getting Married in the Morning"... it could be "I'm Getting Weighed In the Morning"...

... for some country fans, a re-do of George Jones "He Stopped Lovin' Her Today" with "He Stopped Eating Carbs Today..."

Any creative souls wanna jump in with their ideas?

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  • ladyprofaz
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    You are so amazingly funny. I want to be in your brain for a while!
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
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    Steak On Me - Aha
    Beet it - Michael Jackson
    Cod only knows - Beach Boys
  • AlmstHvn
    AlmstHvn Posts: 378 Member
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    Steak On Me - Aha
    Beet it - Michael Jackson
    Cod only knows - Beach Boys

    I LOVE THESE SO MUCH! *giggle

    Cyndi Lauper - GIrls just wanna have Funyuns (onion-flavored crisps, for our UK friends)
    Lady Gaga - Pepperoni (Paparazzi)
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Wouldn't it be Rice - Beach Boys
    Tequila - cannot think of who sings this
    It's Sticky - Run DMC
    Feed My Frankenstein - Alice Cooper