roses are red game.....
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Roses are nice.
Violets are fine.
Ill be the six.
If you be the nine.0 -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I farted in the gym,
but I still blamed you.0 -
Wine is fine
but liquor is quicker0 -
Roses are red
Violets are red
Tulips are red
Daffodils are red
My garden's on fire.0 -
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?0 -
Roses are nice.
Violets are fine.
Ill be the six.
If you be the nine.
... I am so stealing this....0 -
roses are red, violets are blue
now bend over love
coz am about to screw you! lol0 -
Love may be beautiful,
love may be bliss ...
But I only slept with you,
cause I was pissed
My love you take my breath away ...
What have you stepped in to smell this way .0 -
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
What is this in the Frig
Does it still Smell good To You?:laugh:0 -
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Valentine Day sucks.
and so do you.0 -
Roses are red,
Violet are blue,
I have chlamydia,
and now so do you....0 -
there is a few on here that I am going to have to use tonight............. I like it0
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Roses are nice.
Violets are fine.
Ill be the six.
If you be the nine.
LOL! OMG, This is fantastic!!!0 -
You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.
You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.
I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
'cause I'm diabetic.0 -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
But I'm thinking of you.
Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
Who gives a *kitten*?
Crayons are too.
Roses are red
violets are blue
I have amneisa
Who the F*** are you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I f****d your sister,
Who was better than you.
Roses are red
I'm quite a nice fella,
The name's Josef Fritzl
Say hi to my cellar.
I've got a million nore but they're far too offensive.0 -
hahahah!!! thats funny!!! :laugh:0
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I read this one today.....
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
It sucks being colour blind
on Valentine's Day
:flowerforyou:0 -
I read this one today.....
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
It sucks being colour blind
on Valentine's Day
:flowerforyou:
LMAO!!!0 -
Roses are red
I'm quite a nice fella,
The name's Josef Fritzl
Say hi to my cellar.
HAHAHA
roses are red
violets are blue
were having sex tonight
coz im stronger than you0 -
I can't think of anything even remotely clean enough to post here.0
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Your beauty is boundless
Your face is sublime
What inspired this poem?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.0 -
Roses are Red
Violets are purple
I want to cover you with maple syuple
(I guess they are right, you can't rhyme purple)0 -
Roses are Red
Violets are purple
I want to cover you with maple syuple
(I guess they are right, you can't rhyme purple)
Roses are red
Violets are purple
c'mon over so I can give you a nurple.
LMFAO>0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka is cheaper
Than a dinner for two
Roses are red
The grass is green
Awesome is (name)
(Name) is me.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this smell
Like chloroform to you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van0 -
Guns & Roses should be dead
Violet Beauregarde is blue
This poem makes no sense
And neither does tippecanoe0 -
I treasure the day we first met
But asking you out was part of a bet!
My love for you is like a rose
One that's dead and never grows!
Not that you can tell I'm single from this lol0
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