roses are red game.....

ludogx87
ludogx87 Posts: 286 Member
edited November 10 in Chit-Chat
okay, since its valentines day

what funny V-day poems do you know????

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Roses are nice.
    Violets are fine.
    Ill be the six.
    If you be the nine.
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I farted in the gym,
    but I still blamed you.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Wine is fine
    but liquor is quicker
  • ReluctantKiller
    ReluctantKiller Posts: 21
    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    Tulips are red
    Daffodils are red
    My garden's on fire.
  • Mandykinz2008
    Mandykinz2008 Posts: 292 Member
    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Blue
    God Made Me Pretty
    What Happened To you?
  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
    Roses are nice.
    Violets are fine.
    Ill be the six.
    If you be the nine.

    ... I am so stealing this....
  • RockChick1984
    RockChick1984 Posts: 239
    roses are red, violets are blue
    now bend over love
    coz am about to screw you! lol
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Love may be beautiful,
    love may be bliss ...
    But I only slept with you,
    cause I was pissed


    My love you take my breath away ...
    What have you stepped in to smell this way .
  • aprilgicker
    aprilgicker Posts: 395 Member
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    What is this in the Frig
    Does it still Smell good To You?:laugh:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Valentine Day sucks.
    and so do you.
  • Spooney45
    Spooney45 Posts: 76
    Roses are red,
    Violet are blue,
    I have chlamydia,
    and now so do you....
  • habsfan802
    habsfan802 Posts: 61 Member
    there is a few on here that I am going to have to use tonight............. I like it
  • ChRiStA_1983
    ChRiStA_1983 Posts: 380 Member
    Roses are nice.
    Violets are fine.
    Ill be the six.
    If you be the nine.

    LOL! OMG, This is fantastic!!!
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,345 Member
    You're sucrose, you're glucose,
    You're fructose and more,
    From your head to your feet...
    Which are stuck to the floor.

    You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
    You're sweet English Toffee.
    If you spit in my cup,
    You'll just sweeten my coffee.

    I love you so much
    That I'm getting frenetic,
    But I can't even kiss you,
    'cause I'm diabetic.
  • lookslikeyoda
    lookslikeyoda Posts: 161 Member
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm using my hand,
    But I'm thinking of you.

    Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
    Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
    I've got OCD
    And my poetry skills are also lacking.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Who gives a *kitten*?
    Crayons are too.

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I have amneisa
    Who the F*** are you!

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I f****d your sister,
    Who was better than you.

    Roses are red
    I'm quite a nice fella,
    The name's Josef Fritzl
    Say hi to my cellar.

    I've got a million nore but they're far too offensive.
  • rebekahleannb
    rebekahleannb Posts: 5
    hahahah!!! thats funny!!! :laugh:
  • NettyIOM
    NettyIOM Posts: 44 Member
    I read this one today.....

    Roses are gray
    Violets are gray
    It sucks being colour blind
    on Valentine's Day

    :flowerforyou:
  • Spooney45
    Spooney45 Posts: 76
    I read this one today.....

    Roses are gray
    Violets are gray
    It sucks being colour blind
    on Valentine's Day

    :flowerforyou:

    LMAO!!!
  • ludogx87
    ludogx87 Posts: 286 Member

    Roses are red
    I'm quite a nice fella,
    The name's Josef Fritzl
    Say hi to my cellar.

    HAHAHA

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    were having sex tonight
    coz im stronger than you
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    I can't think of anything even remotely clean enough to post here.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Your beauty is boundless
    Your face is sublime
    What inspired this poem?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Roses are Red
    Violets are purple
    I want to cover you with maple syuple

    (I guess they are right, you can't rhyme purple)
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Roses are Red
    Violets are purple
    I want to cover you with maple syuple

    (I guess they are right, you can't rhyme purple)

    Roses are red
    Violets are purple
    c'mon over so I can give you a nurple.

    LMFAO>
  • SnakeDarling
    SnakeDarling Posts: 352 Member
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Vodka is cheaper
    Than a dinner for two

    Roses are red
    The grass is green
    Awesome is (name)
    (Name) is me.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Does this smell
    Like chloroform to you?

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a gun
    Get in the van
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Guns & Roses should be dead
    Violet Beauregarde is blue
    This poem makes no sense
    And neither does tippecanoe
  • pamelad77
    pamelad77 Posts: 292 Member
    I treasure the day we first met
    But asking you out was part of a bet!


    My love for you is like a rose
    One that's dead and never grows!


    Not that you can tell I'm single from this lol
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