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    roses are red game.....

    Posts: 286 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
    okay, since its valentines day

    what funny V-day poems do you know????

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    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      Roses are nice.
      Violets are fine.
      Ill be the six.
      If you be the nine.
    • Posts: 397 Member
      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue.
      I farted in the gym,
      but I still blamed you.
    • Posts: 9,307 Member
      Wine is fine
      but liquor is quicker
    • Posts: 21
      Roses are red
      Violets are red
      Tulips are red
      Daffodils are red
      My garden's on fire.
    • Posts: 292 Member
      Roses Are Red
      Violets Are Blue
      God Made Me Pretty
      What Happened To you?
    • Posts: 393 Member
      Roses are nice.
      Violets are fine.
      Ill be the six.
      If you be the nine.

      ... I am so stealing this....
    • Posts: 239
      roses are red, violets are blue
      now bend over love
      coz am about to screw you! lol
    • Posts: 1,345 Member
      Love may be beautiful,
      love may be bliss ...
      But I only slept with you,
      cause I was pissed


      My love you take my breath away ...
      What have you stepped in to smell this way .
    • Posts: 395 Member
      Roses are Red
      Violets are Blue
      What is this in the Frig
      Does it still Smell good To You?:laugh:
    • Posts: 2,684 Member
      images?q=tbn:ANd9GcREuPljzyPtofX6X7n01v0KQasKFd69_dCwcQ87zmhSMhbby01Ub_rhgT_r

      Roses are red.
      Violets are blue.
      Valentine Day sucks.
      and so do you.
    • Posts: 76
      Roses are red,
      Violet are blue,
      I have chlamydia,
      and now so do you....
    • Posts: 61 Member
      there is a few on here that I am going to have to use tonight............. I like it
    • Posts: 380 Member
      Roses are nice.
      Violets are fine.
      Ill be the six.
      If you be the nine.

      LOL! OMG, This is fantastic!!!
    • Posts: 1,345 Member
      You're sucrose, you're glucose,
      You're fructose and more,
      From your head to your feet...
      Which are stuck to the floor.

      You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
      You're sweet English Toffee.
      If you spit in my cup,
      You'll just sweeten my coffee.

      I love you so much
      That I'm getting frenetic,
      But I can't even kiss you,
      'cause I'm diabetic.
    • Posts: 161 Member
      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      I'm using my hand,
      But I'm thinking of you.

      Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
      Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
      I've got OCD
      And my poetry skills are also lacking.

      Roses are red,
      Violets are Blue,
      Who gives a *kitten*?
      Crayons are too.

      Roses are red
      violets are blue
      I have amneisa
      Who the F*** are you!

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      I f****d your sister,
      Who was better than you.

      Roses are red
      I'm quite a nice fella,
      The name's Josef Fritzl
      Say hi to my cellar.

      I've got a million nore but they're far too offensive.
    • Posts: 5
      hahahah!!! thats funny!!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 44 Member
      I read this one today.....

      Roses are gray
      Violets are gray
      It sucks being colour blind
      on Valentine's Day

      :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 76
      I read this one today.....

      Roses are gray
      Violets are gray
      It sucks being colour blind
      on Valentine's Day

      :flowerforyou:

      LMAO!!!
    • Posts: 286 Member

      Roses are red
      I'm quite a nice fella,
      The name's Josef Fritzl
      Say hi to my cellar.

      HAHAHA

      roses are red
      violets are blue
      were having sex tonight
      coz im stronger than you
    • Posts: 603 Member
      I can't think of anything even remotely clean enough to post here.
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Your beauty is boundless
      Your face is sublime
      What inspired this poem?
      Two parts vodka, one part lime.
    • Posts: 3,638 Member
      Roses are Red
      Violets are purple
      I want to cover you with maple syuple

      (I guess they are right, you can't rhyme purple)
    • Posts: 1,345 Member
      Roses are Red
      Violets are purple
      I want to cover you with maple syuple

      (I guess they are right, you can't rhyme purple)

      Roses are red
      Violets are purple
      c'mon over so I can give you a nurple.

      LMFAO>
    • Posts: 352 Member
      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Vodka is cheaper
      Than a dinner for two

      Roses are red
      The grass is green
      Awesome is (name)
      (Name) is me.

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Does this smell
      Like chloroform to you?

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I have a gun
      Get in the van
    • Posts: 3,638 Member
      Guns & Roses should be dead
      Violet Beauregarde is blue
      This poem makes no sense
      And neither does tippecanoe
    • Posts: 292 Member
      I treasure the day we first met
      But asking you out was part of a bet!


      My love for you is like a rose
      One that's dead and never grows!


      Not that you can tell I'm single from this lol
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