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What would your p*rn name be?

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  • frosty73
    frosty73 Posts: 424 Member
    Pretty sure mine would be, "Miss not appearing in this film"

    LOL!
  • frosty73
    frosty73 Posts: 424 Member
    Mine (if using the street name) is absolutely ridiculous and somewhat hilarious... I would be Barney Belcher. Now, THAT is one horrible porno!

    That is priceless!

    Mine would be Phoebe Prides.
    I know lots of people's pets' names, as I teach dog obedience. Have to laugh about the dog (Akita) named "Phatty".
  • cary45
    cary45 Posts: 6
    BuxomBliss :love:
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056
    Laser Lake ... oh good lord.
  • mickipedia
    mickipedia Posts: 889 Member
    Some people aren't getting this.. you don't make your own up.. its the name of your first pet as your forename and your mothers maiden name/street name as your surname
  • ojell
    ojell Posts: 748 Member
    Mine is fantastic

    Fluffy Grove :blushing:


    Edited as the comment regarding mothers maiden name is a fair point. My streetname is just as good.

    LOL LOVE THIS! hahaha
  • ojell
    ojell Posts: 748 Member
    Mine is Lucky DeShetler
  • GuerrillaHermit
    GuerrillaHermit Posts: 79
    I don't feel that the name Thor County Road 1100 South has much of a sexy ring to it... /facepalm
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
    The very sexy sounding Freda Mudd!:laugh:
  • dpayne70587
    dpayne70587 Posts: 3 Member
    I am a girl but mine would be Butch Roberts...... not sure about that!
  • nurseloopy
    nurseloopy Posts: 27
    Honeybun Harris! :happy:
  • mrh1227
    mrh1227 Posts: 37
    Anthony Birchwood (Middle name + street name)
  • benodie
    benodie Posts: 231 Member
    mines boring . . . .Ben charter :ohwell:
  • GreenEyedGrl86
    GreenEyedGrl86 Posts: 117
    Princess Mount Pisgah

    (No joke)
  • kristal_1973
    kristal_1973 Posts: 33 Member
    Midnight Parker LOL
  • fatty2fabby
    fatty2fabby Posts: 415 Member
    lady white
    hahaha xx
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Oh lord.......... Mine would be Trixie Cummings............... Thats just awesome..............
  • PrincessMorticia
    PrincessMorticia Posts: 96 Member
    Dutchess Self
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Woody Beard.

    Interesting..............
  • schnugglebug
    schnugglebug Posts: 330 Member
    I always heard it was your first pets name and the first street you lived on...

    I would be Mindy St-Joseph (OHH LALA)
    or according to the first pet/mother maiden name
    Mindy Myers... not quite as OHHLALALISH lol
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056
    I don't feel that the name Thor County Road 1100 South has much of a sexy ring to it... /facepalm

    Ha! That is hilarious!
  • ❤lindsay❤dawn❤
    ❤lindsay❤dawn❤ Posts: 443
    There is an App called a.k.a. and it gives You Your various names: Ninja, Soap Opera Star, Rapper, Stripper, etc. According to it, I'd be Heidi Glitterthong. : D
  • Tattoos_and_Tea
    Tattoos_and_Tea Posts: 529 Member
    Sniff Adams. Not particually p0rn star like!
  • kristal_1973
    kristal_1973 Posts: 33 Member
    Oh my gosh!!! If I used my street name that I grew up on, it would be Midnight Hummer LMBO!!!!
  • mickipedia
    mickipedia Posts: 889 Member
    I always heard it was your first pets name and the first street you lived on...

    I would be Mindy St-Joseph (OHH LALA)
    or according to the first pet/mother maiden name
    Mindy Myers... not quite as OHHLALALISH lol

    Theres so many different ones..

    First pet / Mothers maiden name
    First pet / Street name
    First pet / Season you were bown in

    I'm sure theres more lol
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    Scrump wright.

    My horny older brother named our dog scrump, he said it means sex. so I guess that works ;p
  • nwickart82
    nwickart82 Posts: 31 Member
    It used to be your first pet and the street you grew up on. Putting your mother's maiden name on the web isn't a great idea, since many financial websites use this as part of the verification of your identity.

    So mine (with street name) is Spoody Montrose. Really.

    Well another way I used to do it was pets name and season you were born in..

    Therefore I'd be Caramel Winter :blushing:

    I like that one! Mine would be Bubbles Summer (I had a goldfish lol)
  • missikay1970
    missikay1970 Posts: 588 Member
    I am going with petname and season i was bornin...in that case i would be
    Crisper Autumn

    That is hilarious!
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 479 Member
    Pet name/Mothers name: Coco Carver
    Pet name/Street name: Coco Flannery
    Pet name/Season born: Coco Winter

    Hmmm, not bad I guess, lol.
  • Carrot1971
    Carrot1971 Posts: 272 Member
    Well if I use the first pet name/season you were born in I'd be Brandy Summer....hahahaha!!
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