Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

You're a brunette

There's nature-ish stuff around you

Your standing in front of a white brick wall..

There's nature-ish stuff around you

Your standing in front of a white brick wall..

Actually, it's "desert oasis" but I guess it does look white. Stinkin' brick makes it very difficult to hang pictures, though.

You have a flower in your hair.

you don't have male reproductive organs

your breasts are very nice lol