Insanity

LauraMacNCheese
LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
edited November 10 in Chit-Chat
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along at the Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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  • Meggles63
    Meggles63 Posts: 916 Member
    These are awesome! Particularly the one about letting one of the children go! Thanks for posting, I needed the laugh!
  • Frappuzzino
    Frappuzzino Posts: 342 Member
    Number 5 is my fave. LOL.
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    Excellant list, I will have to get started right away!
  • I did something similar to number 2. While sitting at my desk, I page myself to my office saying I had a visitor waiting. A few minutes later someone came to my office asking me if I heard the page. I looked at them dead seriously and said "no, what did it say." They told me I had a visitor waiting at my office. I asked them where they were since I have been sitting right there for the last hour. Needless to say they walked away shaking their head, while I got a good laugh out of it.
  • jimmie25
    jimmie25 Posts: 266

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


    :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • lol.....I needed this. Number 5 is too funny.
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    Am so going to do the decaf thing!!!!!
  • twinoakbob
    twinoakbob Posts: 177 Member
    Two Thumbs Up!
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