Breakthrough new diet!

Avalonis
Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
edited November 11 in Chit-Chat
I just learned of a breakthrough new diet! Dare I say it is BETTER than HcG!

This is the diet the pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know about.

Its simple. Each morning, take a spoonful of Draino! Much like how it cleans out your toilet, it cleans out your internal pipes as well. This automagically prevents your body from absorbing fat because the blockages are removed, so the fat is allowed to flush right out.

Warning - You may feel all hollow inside.


The sad part is, this isn't any more ridiculous than half of the fad diets out there. People need to realize there is no magic bullet.

In the words of my football team, "Hard work on three. One, two, three, HARD WORK".




*DISCLAIMER* I shouldn't have to add this, but please, don't actually be a dumbass and drink Draino. You will die. Screaming, and in a lot of pain.

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  • alaska11
    alaska11 Posts: 151
    Thanks for the laugh for today!!!!
  • seattlerain
    seattlerain Posts: 189 Member
    Psh...

    Natural selection. Take out the disclaimer.
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    Psh...

    Natural selection. Take out the disclaimer.

    I agree whole heartedly with this statement!!
  • andygettinfitt
    andygettinfitt Posts: 55
    Psh...

    Natural selection. Take out the disclaimer.
    this^ we could do without a dumbass or two in this in this world..IMO...
  • m615dan
    m615dan Posts: 40
    I prefer oven cleaner myself
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    LMAO!! disclaimer necessary becuase you know there is at least one dumbass out there!
  • Jackie9950
    Jackie9950 Posts: 374 Member
    Too many fumes in oven cleaner, I prefer bleach! The smell makes me feel cleaner! LMAO
  • mhotch
    mhotch Posts: 901 Member
    How about a Brillo/steel wool cleansing. Would definitely get all the gunk out!
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 479 Member
    lol Thats awesome!
  • itgeekwoman
    itgeekwoman Posts: 804 Member
    It would be cheaper and much more efficient to just stop eating.

    ** Disclaimer* Stupidity is not my fault
  • lorib75
    lorib75 Posts: 490 Member
    Just saw an episoe of "my strange addiction" - chick was drinking FINGERNAIL POLISH...
    May help get you past the 3 o'clock munchies....just sayin':laugh:
  • lesliemifflin
    lesliemifflin Posts: 56
    bahaha. so awesome
  • noexcuses1218
    noexcuses1218 Posts: 332 Member
    But the results would be faster with the Draino.
  • Grlnxtdr0721
    Grlnxtdr0721 Posts: 597 Member
    Psh...

    Natural selection. Take out the disclaimer.

    Hahaha! I agree! Even the fact that there is a disclaimer makes me laugh...As soon as I saw Draino in the message, I cracked up!
  • m615dan
    m615dan Posts: 40
    I like to just cut calories here and there. For example, if I want some gum for a snack, I just find some under a chair or table. This way I know most of the calories have already been chewed off!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Have you tried it in a shake or sprinkled over your breakfast cereal it is awesome. Also you can mix it with lean turkey mince for Draino Burgers.:love:

    Disclaimer: blah blah blah
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    I like to just cut calories here and there. For example, if I want some gum for a snack, I just find some under a chair or table. This way I know most of the calories have already been chewed off!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DiannaMoorer
    DiannaMoorer Posts: 783 Member
    Just saw an episoe of "my strange addiction" - chick was drinking FINGERNAIL POLISH...
    May help get you past the 3 o'clock munchies....just sayin':laugh:


    Yeh, because you'd be dead!
  • Seminolegirl97
    Seminolegirl97 Posts: 306 Member
    Thanks for the laugh. This is great!
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    Lol scary enough this is sounding like what my dad's latest diet has been... drinking some type of chemical stuff they normally use for mouthwash or something. He says it's completely kept a secret because all the pharmaceutical companies are running for their lives from it. What can you do I guess.
  • ImperfektAngel
    ImperfektAngel Posts: 811 Member
    haha!
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