How many calories burned?!?

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Jacko
Jacko Posts: 22
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I moonwalked for, like, two hours today. How do I put that into the exercise thing, and how many calories does that burn? Should I be counting time, or distance. I think I moonwalked for at least three or four miles.

Then, I chased boys at the local Toys 'R Us for about twenty minutes but I figure that goes under "running", right?

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  • pannellkat
    pannellkat Posts: 709 Member
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    I would count the distance on the moonwalk, maybe burning about 300-400 calories. Moonwalking for three or four miles is impressive! Wow!

    And the chasing of the boys...hmmmm...I would definitely log that under running.

    But I think you burned the most calories for being a dumb azz and typing this post. What a moron.
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
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    I would count the distance on the moonwalk, maybe burning about 300-400 calories. Moonwalking for three or four miles is impressive! Wow!

    And the chasing of the boys...hmmmm...I would definitely log that under running.

    But I think you burned the most calories for being a dumb azz and typing this post. What a moron.

    LOL :happy: :drinker:
  • pbell
    pbell Posts: 15
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    how sad is that? how would you feel if your child or close family member dies... you are a piece of crap.:explode:
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
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    Hey Jacko, we can carpool down to Gary.

    Then you can tell his hometown how well you like him and see how long you last.

    Have a great day @$$hole
  • Jacko
    Jacko Posts: 22
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    how sad is that? how would you feel if your child or close family member dies... you are a piece of crap.:explode:

    Many people would say "good riddance" to a pedophile, except a pedophile.

    I appreciate your support!! :drinker:
  • Jacko
    Jacko Posts: 22
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    Hey Jacko, we can carpool down to Gary.

    Then you can tell his hometown how well you like him and see how long you last.

    Have a great day @$$hole

    Hell, even I think the World is better off now that I'm worm food. If I had known I had such little time, I'd have diddled more boys.
  • Jacko
    Jacko Posts: 22
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    I would count the distance on the moonwalk, maybe burning about 300-400 calories. Moonwalking for three or four miles is impressive! Wow!

    And the chasing of the boys...hmmmm...I would definitely log that under running.

    But I think you burned the most calories for being a dumb azz and typing this post. What a moron.

    Racist. :noway:
  • Simplicity
    Simplicity Posts: 383 Member
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    Hey Jacko, we can carpool down to Gary.

    Then you can tell his hometown how well you like him and see how long you last.

    Have a great day @$$hole

    Hell, even I think the World is better off now that I'm worm food. If I had known I had such little time, I'd have diddled more boys.

    you do talk alot about fiddling little boys im a little worried about the person writing these post. im mean its cool if you hated him then he's dead shut up about it. if you liked him then mourn and let it go.
    jackson was a dude.

    go take your anger out somewhere else
  • pannellkat
    pannellkat Posts: 709 Member
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    This *kitten* is looking for people to come in here and get angry and sensitive - don't allow him the satisfaction by getting emotional. You need a hug and something to do...this will be my last reply.

    PS - Take the O off your username, I can think of three letters to add to the end of that! haha!
  • Simplicity
    Simplicity Posts: 383 Member
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    This *kitten* is looking for people to come in here and get angry and sensitive - don't allow him the satisfaction by getting emotional. You need a hug and something to do...this will be my last reply.

    PS - Take the O off your username, I can think of three letters to add to the end of that! haha!

    same here. sorry shouldn't have replied to it but you know it always gets ya don;t it
  • Jacko
    Jacko Posts: 22
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    This *kitten* is looking for people to come in here and get angry and sensitive - don't allow him the satisfaction by getting emotional. You need a hug and something to do...this will be my last reply.

    PS - Take the O off your username, I can think of three letters to add to the end of that! haha!

    I totally disagree. "Jack@$$" isn't strong enough for the disgusting pedophile. :drinker:
  • Jacko
    Jacko Posts: 22
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    Hey Jacko, we can carpool down to Gary.

    Then you can tell his hometown how well you like him and see how long you last.

    Have a great day @$$hole

    Hell, even I think the World is better off now that I'm worm food. If I had known I had such little time, I'd have diddled more boys.

    you do talk alot about fiddling little boys im a little worried about the person writing these post. im mean its cool if you hated him then he's dead shut up about it. if you liked him then mourn and let it go.
    jackson was a dude.

    go take your anger out somewhere else

    Reverse psychology cracks me up.

    I'm rich! I had lots of young boys at my Neverland Ranch. I was a VERY happy guy... well, until I got caught and had to spend my entire fortune to stay out of jail. Oh, and then there's the part where I died. That kinda sucked, too. :sad:

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