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Switch shampoos & lose more fat!!!

Ding724
Ding724 Posts: 791 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! :wink:

I use shampoo in the shower

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

...No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!

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  • qkidney
    qkidney Posts: 258
    Hahaha! That made me chuckle out loud at work! LOL

    Too funny! :)
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    Good one!:drinker:
  • kcoftx
    kcoftx Posts: 765 Member
    Shhh... My husband is sleeping and I'm laughing.
  • gazerofthestars
    gazerofthestars Posts: 255 Member
    LMAO! Nice one.
  • mickipedia
    mickipedia Posts: 889 Member
    love it :D
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    OMG! I just laughed really loud! This was a good one!
  • DisneyAddictRW
    DisneyAddictRW Posts: 800 Member
    LOL
  • Ephena
    Ephena Posts: 610 Member
    That's great! :laugh:

    I am so gonna try this *sprints for shower*
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    *facepalm* No wonder....
  • maletac
    maletac Posts: 767 Member
    LOL
  • Tenoreo90
    Tenoreo90 Posts: 329 Member
    I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! :wink:

    I use shampoo in the shower

    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

    "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

    ...No wonder I have been gaining weight!

    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

    Its label reads,

    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

    Problem solved!

    LOL! I remember when I was really young, I've always struggled with extra-thick hair, and when I saw that the shampoo bottle said, "extra volume" I exclaimed, "MOM! WHY WOULD YOU LET ME USE THIS! I have ENOUGH HAIR AS IT IS!!"
  • dubw
    dubw Posts: 429
    Dawn dish soap will also get rid of fleas ... miracle detergent. Get clean and clear up your infestation at the same time.
  • Di3012
    Di3012 Posts: 2,247 Member
    I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! :wink:

    I use shampoo in the shower

    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

    "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

    ...No wonder I have been gaining weight!

    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

    Its label reads,

    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

    Problem solved!

    pmsl!
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 847 Member
    I LOVE you.... LOL :flowerforyou:
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I totally giggled
  • sarahliftsUP
    sarahliftsUP Posts: 752 Member
    hahahahaha, hilarious!
  • kcoftx
    kcoftx Posts: 765 Member
    It's too funny not to bump.
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • littlebuddy84
    littlebuddy84 Posts: 995 Member
    LOL love it!
  • CherryPie606
    CherryPie606 Posts: 44 Member
    Hahahahaha!!!
  • hypersensitiveb
    hypersensitiveb Posts: 342 Member
    I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! :wink:

    I use shampoo in the shower

    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

    "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

    ...No wonder I have been gaining weight!


    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

    Its label reads,

    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

    Problem solved!

    LOL! I remember when I was really young, I've always struggled with extra-thick hair, and when I saw that the shampoo bottle said, "extra volume" I exclaimed, "MOM! WHY WOULD YOU LET ME USE THIS! I have ENOUGH HAIR AS IT IS!!"

    Same here I have long curly red hair any high volume shampoo was my enemy.
  • marynmarty
    marynmarty Posts: 89 Member
    I'm at my desk at work laughing and my students think I have lost my mind again (nothing shocking lol)....Good one!!!
  • grrrlface
    grrrlface Posts: 1,204 Member
    :laugh: Love it!
  • PatasDeGallina
    PatasDeGallina Posts: 155 Member
    Dawn dish soap will also get rid of fleas ... miracle detergent. Get clean and clear up your infestation at the same time.

    I bet those fleas are adding to my weight.

    SOMEOFITITCHES!
  • fudie
    fudie Posts: 45 Member
    so funny!!!
  • VivianRosie
    VivianRosie Posts: 23 Member
    :laugh: I just saw this on someones topics and laughed out loud. Thanks for the good medicine!
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