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Izable2011
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Once upon a time there was a lady who couldn't decide what shoes to wear so...
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she decided to make a pair out of banana peels.0
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After wearing them she began to slip &...0
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started sliding down a hill, until...0
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she fell into a creek and ...0
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wondered if her banana peel shoes would sink......0
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To her great surprise, her banana peel shoes made her float!0
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the current swept her down the....0
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creek several miles until she...0
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was swept into a sewage pipe.0
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After being swept into a sewage pipe this girl had enough already! She decided to...0
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tell a story. So this is what happened...0
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There was an old house in the middle of the woods...0
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made of banana peels....go figure!0
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And Hansel and Gretel were living in it happily. Dusk was coming,0
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"Hansel," said Gretel, "draw the banana peel shades. It's getting dark outside."
And so he did her bidding while she lit the candle and settled down in a cozy chair.
"Read us a story, good Gretel dear." Hansel said with a half-sigh and groan as he lowered himself to the footstool in front of the fire.
"Happy I am to read aloud so long as I'm off me poor feet!," Gretel chuckled and began to read,
"Once upon a time, in a land with nary an animal to hunt nor eat, there lived a bowman all forlorn, . . ."0
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