Best TV Quotes.

firesoforion
firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
A spin off on the movie thread, so many of my favorite quotes come from TV, so I figured having an extra thread might be nice. :)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You can't just walk in here with a big banana and think everything is just peaches- Jersey Shore
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Got any cheeeeeeeeeeeese - urkle
  • cms6300
    cms6300 Posts: 163 Member
    "As God as my witness, i thought turkeys could fly." Mr. Carlson, WKRP

    "Whaaaaaaat doesssss aaaaaaaa yellllllllllow light mean?" Iggy, Taxi

    "don't half *kitten* two things, whole *kitten* one thing" Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec
  • Poetic_
    Poetic_ Posts: 269 Member
    Every line from The Wire aka the GOAT show.

    "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit"
  • Coco_Puff
    Coco_Puff Posts: 823 Member
    Nooooooo kitty, this is my pot pie! Cartman from South Park
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    By my calculations...our next president has got to be named Yelnick McWawa - a Cliff-ism from Cheers
  • xmandadollx
    xmandadollx Posts: 69 Member
    "I'm the cool dad. That's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text: LOL - laugh out loud, OMG - oh my god, WTF- why the face. Um you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical so..." - Phil from Modern Family
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
    "Holy crap!"- Frank from Everybody Loves Raymond
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    "I'm Out!" Kramer - Seinfeld ;)

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  • sarahh1992
    sarahh1992 Posts: 59 Member
    "Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said, "this isn't so bad." - samantha , sex and the city

    "They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week? -- I'd like to know who that woman is." -random women on the street, sex in the city

    edited to add another quote :)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    "He's a loathsome, offensive brute...yet I cannot look away." - Seinfeld (a description of a painting of Kramer)
  • Mom2rh
    Mom2rh Posts: 612 Member
    "That's what she said," Michael Scott. The Office.
  • Misti76
    Misti76 Posts: 37 Member
    "HiI I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!" "That is SO not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!" - FRIENDS

    "Rock. Paper. Scissors. Wizard. Spock." - The Big Bang Theory
  • LishaCole
    LishaCole Posts: 245 Member
    "Undomesticated equines could not remove me. " - Teal'c, Stargate.
  • Alexandrosrh9
    Alexandrosrh9 Posts: 23 Member
    I've embarrassed my species again, haven't I? - Bull from "Night Court"

    Defendant to Dan.- It was just a little gun
    Dan to Judge Stone.- The term is "sawed off!!! - From "Night Court"

    Big Fan:smokin:
  • Alexandrosrh9
    Alexandrosrh9 Posts: 23 Member
    "I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Mythbusters
  • pg1girl
    pg1girl Posts: 268 Member
    How you doin? Joey from Friends
  • Kalynx
    Kalynx Posts: 707 Member
    Eric, how many times have I told you, don't poke the bear... Don't poke the bear! - Kitty Forman on That Seventies Show
  • GabeRami
    GabeRami Posts: 210 Member
    The X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men. - Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory

    I love that show....
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
    "what you talkin bout willis" -Different Strokes
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