I'm getting way more anal lately ...

Secret_Agent_007
Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
About keeping my finger nails cut short. :bigsmile: You bunch of flippin' pervs! I just KNOW y'all are on my FL if you looked at this. :laugh:
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  • LittleMissNerdy
    LittleMissNerdy Posts: 792 Member
    :embarassed:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    And you'd be correct sir.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    That probably gets super uncomfortable. Do you have to constantly squeeze your butt cheeks together?
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    once more... I already knew it was going to be about something dull.... and the topic title was only to entice.

    let the generic expected anal sex responses go....
  • Legalchica
    Legalchica Posts: 462
    at least no one will know it was you who farted :ohwell:
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    teeheehee
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
    HAHHAHAHAH Im a perv!!! :laugh: YAY!!! I mean Noooooo!!!!:sad:
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
    once more... I already knew it was going to be about something dull.... and the topic title was only to entice.

    let the generic expected anal sex responses go....

    Grumpy grumpy!!!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Yes..... I am admitting openly that I came here to make a joke about how you should probably stock up on the KY, and if you get just the right tools, it can make the experience a little less painful.......


    But yes, I am fairly anal about the length of my nails too.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Hands you my tube of anal ease !
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    ***peeks in***** :smokin:
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Keep em short for fisting. Don't want to go all Shredder.
  • KnottyJen
    KnottyJen Posts: 1,070 Member
    Me too!

    *giggles* *snort* *giggles*

    Whhaaaaaaaat????? ;-)
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    I have NEVER gotten anal

    True Story.
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
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  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I thought maybe you had gone to prison.
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    Then you shouldn't have a problem going to the toilet in 20 years... keep up the good work :)
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    I have NEVER gotten anal

    True Story.



    Give it time Honey..Remember...SLOW and Steady wins the Race !
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
    I have NEVER gotten anal

    True Story.



    Give it time Honey..Remember...SLOW and Steady wins the Race !

    yes, just remember this advice ^^^^
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    Can't Anal :laugh: be an expression too...Like me...I get ANAL looking at this fat layer over my stomach!!!:laugh:
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    I have NEVER gotten anal

    True Story.



    Give it time Honey..Remember...SLOW and Steady wins the Race !

    yes, just remember this advice ^^^^

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  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    I have NEVER gotten anal

    True Story.



    Aspire to it. :bigsmile:
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    I get anal at least twice a day. . . you can never get too anal about your nails.
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,900 Member
    I want gonna, even said I was going for my walk. Just couldn't resist!!! :blushing:
  • horndave
    horndave Posts: 565
    Hands you my tube of anal ease !

    Thatta woman. APPLAUSE.
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    I want gonna, even said I was going for my walk. Just couldn't resist!!! :blushing:

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  • hennyben
    hennyben Posts: 313 Member
    Oh I just love these thread titles...... keep em comin'
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    There's just nothing like a team player. :drinker:
  • Legalchica
    Legalchica Posts: 462
    I have NEVER gotten anal

    True Story.



    Give it time Honey..Remember...SLOW and Steady wins the Race !

    yes, just remember this advice ^^^^

    and don't forget the KY :)
  • getfitdiva
    getfitdiva Posts: 1,148 Member
    I had to keep my toenails short too when I run . . . bruised my right toe pretty bad in my 10K LOL
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