D-Bag Siblings?

AmberJslimsAWAY
AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,336 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
What are some things your siblings did to you that was douchy?

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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,336 Member
    My brother had me convinced I was adopted off of QVC from the "chu-chu-munga" tribe, and my mom didn't want me, but they didn't accept returns.

    He also told me how ugly I was several times a day.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,487 Member
    i totally negotiated my brother to take the fall for something I did in exchange for toys or money or whatever. :D
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,830 Member
    One of my older brothers used to beat me up if I mouthed off, except, he'd throw me into the oven, grab my feet when I'd run away so I'd fall down the whole set of stairs.

    My little brother one time dragged me around the house by my hair because he "thought it was funny."
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,336 Member
    One of my older brothers used to beat me up if I mouthed off, except, he'd throw me into the oven, grab my feet when I'd run away so I'd fall down the whole set of stairs.

    My little brother one time dragged me around the house by my hair because he "thought it was funny."

    wow, that's kind of messed up!
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,522 Member
    My sisters would routinely wake me up by spraying water with lemon juice in my face. Not that I was nice to them lol. I shaved my oldest sisters eyebrow ( just one) off while she was sleeping. The other one shared a bunk bed with me and more often than not we would sleep on the same bunk. And I would Dutch oven her frequently. We weren't allowed to be mean to our little brother though.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    I'm the oldest so they hardly ever got me, it was the other way around.

    When I was about 16, my bf would give me hickies (yuck!) and my dad or mom would see them and be pissed. I'd say my middle sister pinched me while wrestling. They'd tell me to go get her so they can ask her so I'd run in and slap her around until she agreed to tell them she did it.. I'm cracking up just remembering.
    Then she'd go to my parents and they'd smack her for pinching me.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    where do i starti followed my older brother around and we got into trouble a lot. he pick on me and in turn i pick on my younger siblings because they would never fight back it was alway cry and wine. it always made me laugh. i often did sergery or hair cut on my sister dolls. i made my dad lose his hair or turned it gray because he was always yelling at me. i feel bad now but then it was more my way of getting attention
  • mgmlap
    mgmlap Posts: 1,377 Member
    When I was 15 and my sister 21..she said she hated me and wished I was never born.
    Recently..2 yrs back..hit on my husband...considering her and I were the same person..he would take her up on her offer.
    My brother..3 yrs ago said not to "drop" my kids off at his house cause they werent part of the family...(they are adopted)
    My sister...tattled that I was dating 2 men at once...I was 32....
    My brother cant remember my daughters names..
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    I was told they found me in the mailbox.
    I was repeatedly blamed for crimes I did not/could not commit (like drawing on the wall about 4 feet up when I could barely stand. Dude, seriously?)
    He ran off a number of potenial boyfriends by being big a scary looking.
    I was blamed for his ex-fiance being a total witch
    O...so so many more things....
    But I always got him back :)
    When he was sleeping I would color his face with makeup.
    I caught him smoking and reamed him AND told on him.
    I ran off his ex-fiance... :D
    I scared the crap out of his friends, and they spent the majority of the time at the house trying to make nice so they could get away with whatever hairbrained idea they had. I forced them to bead necklaces with me. :)

    So it goes both ways.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,830 Member
    One of my older brothers used to beat me up if I mouthed off, except, he'd throw me into the oven, grab my feet when I'd run away so I'd fall down the whole set of stairs.

    My little brother one time dragged me around the house by my hair because he "thought it was funny."

    wow, that's kind of messed up!

    Yep, I was the only girl around (at the time) 3 boys, so I got the shots lol.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,487 Member
    He ran off a number of potenial boyfriends by being big a scary looking.

    I had a brother of a girl try to do this with me... except I have a sister too and we kinda got along because I knew what he was doing...
    I ended up being friends with him longer then I was with the girl. LOL
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    my brother recorded me cussing when i was 11, blackmailed me for everything after.

    I should have let him give it to my parents and taken the punishment, but i was cussing in a long and epic way

    I was a potty mouth
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    my brother recorded me cussing when i was 11, blackmailed me for everything after.

    I should have let him give it to my parents and taken the punishment, but i was cussing in a long and epic way

    I was a potty mouth

    Ate soap a few times due to my...enthusiastic use of the English language...it had no lasting effect. Surprisingly, I'm not hooked on Ivory, either.
  • kimmieey
    kimmieey Posts: 87 Member
    My older sister chased me with a hammer.
    The claw caught caught on my hand, 27 stitches.
    Then kicked a hole in my door (it was shaped like Africa) and got my mom to believ that it was my fault because I shut the door in her face and she ran into it.
    She's the favorite because she's fat just like my mom and my other sister is next in line because she's the skinny one.
  • kimmieey
    kimmieey Posts: 87 Member
    When I was 15 and my sister 21..she said she hated me and wished I was never born.
    Recently..2 yrs back..hit on my husband...considering her and I were the same person..he would take her up on her offer.
    My brother..3 yrs ago said not to "drop" my kids off at his house cause they werent part of the family...(they are adopted)
    My sister...tattled that I was dating 2 men at once...I was 32....
    My brother cant remember my daughters names..

    My sister says she hates me and wishes I was never born on a weekly basis. I'm 23 and she's 25; this has been going on since ..... 12 is the youngest I can remember it happening.
  • albinogorilla
    albinogorilla Posts: 1,055 Member
    I was the d-bag, we all get along well now though!

    Once my brother and i, who used to tease our younger brother for being fat, were calling him a whale. Then we made a harpoon out of a stick and made him pretend to swim around in the yard. Then we harpooned him, problem was he was bleeding and screaming like crazy, so we had to hold his mouth and drag him in the house and put him in the shower until the bleeding stopped, and he shut up, and we could come up with a story.

    Yeah.................it was funny up until the stick hit his neck..........

    boys will be boys........... I think none of use were over ten
  • paigemarie93
    paigemarie93 Posts: 778 Member
    My brother..3 yrs ago said not to "drop" my kids off at his house cause they werent part of the family...(they are adopted)
    My brother cant remember my daughters names..

    That's so cruel :(
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    My brothers used me a WWF tackling dummy when I was little. They used to pile drive me into the couch...so in other words, they dropped me on my head repeatedly during my tender growing years.
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