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EmpressOfJudgment
EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
You know you're a troll when ____________.
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  • poizonivey
    poizonivey Posts: 117 Member
    when you stalk an ex at least 10X a day on their facebook page


    You know you're had too much to drink when ________________
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    when you stalk an ex at least 10X a day on their facebook page


    You know you're had too much to drink when ________________
    That seems less trollish and more stalkerish.

    You know you've had too much to drink when you wake up in a field and you can't find your pants.

    Let's try the troll thing again.
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    You know you're a troll when you TAKE MY F****** LUNCH OUT OF THE FRIDGE!!!!! Someone is getting a beatin
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    Savages!

    You know you took theleftie's lunch when ________________.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    You know you took theleftie's lunch when ________________. (you wake up and he is eating your adams apple.)

    You know you have waited too long when ________________.
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    You know you took theleftie's lunch when ________________. (you wake up and he is eating your adams apple.)

    You know you have waited too long when ________________.
    Ha! Good one.
    You know you have waited too long when...you're so hungry even cat food commercials make you drool a little.

    You know you're an attention wh*re when __________________.
  • missbaker89
    missbaker89 Posts: 245
    You know you have waited too long when ________________.
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    you done want to wait any longer!!!


    you know when your jokes are not funny when.........................
  • missbaker89
    missbaker89 Posts: 245
    You know you took theleftie's lunch when ________________. (you wake up and he is eating your adams apple.)

    You know you have waited too long when ________________.
    Ha! Good one.
    You know you have waited too long when...you're so hungry even cat food commercials make you drool a little.

    You know you're an attention wh*re when __________________.

    when you give your attention to any man wearing trousers


    you know when your jokes are not funny when .......................................................
  • syland02
    syland02 Posts: 6
    LOL
  • MsBeautifullOne
    MsBeautifullOne Posts: 54 Member
    You know you took theleftie's lunch when ________________. (you wake up and he is eating your adams apple.)

    You know you have waited too long when ________________.
    Ha! Good one.
    You know you have waited too long when...you're so hungry even cat food commercials make you drool a little.

    You know you're an attention wh*re when __________________.

    when you give your attention to any man wearing trousers


    you know when your jokes are not funny when .......................................................


    you know when your jokes are not funny when .......................................................the people around you are all silent and your the only one laughing....and they all kind of lean their head to the side like your all of a sudden speaking a foreign language



    You know you should find a new addiction when__________________________
  • missbaker89
    missbaker89 Posts: 245
    You know you took theleftie's lunch when ________________. (you wake up and he is eating your adams apple.)

    You know you have waited too long when ________________.
    Ha! Good one.
    You know you have waited too long when...you're so hungry even cat food commercials make you drool a little.

    You know you're an attention wh*re when __________________.

    when you give your attention to any man wearing trousers


    you know when your jokes are not funny when .......................................................


    you know when your jokes are not funny when .......................................................the people around you are all silent and your the only one laughing....and they all kind of lean their head to the side like your all of a sudden speaking a foreign language



    You know you should find a new addiction when__________________________

    when the one you have gets boring

    you know when you need to stop dancing when ____________________________
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    You know you should find a new addiction when__________________________
    you start wasting 8 hours of your day building an imaginary farm and cooking imaginary food and set your alarm for 3am because you have to get up and harvest your fake crops.

    You know your low rise pants make you look like a plumber when _________________.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    You know you took theleftie's lunch when ________________. (you wake up and he is eating your adams apple.)

    You know you have waited too long when ________________.
    Ha! Good one.
    You know you have waited too long when...you're so hungry even cat food commercials make you drool a little.

    You know you're an attention wh*re when __________________.

    when you give your attention to any man wearing trousers


    you know when your jokes are not funny when .......................................................


    you know when your jokes are not funny when .......................................................the people around you are all silent and your the only one laughing....and they all kind of lean their head to the side like your all of a sudden speaking a foreign language





    You know you should find a new addiction when__________________________

    you know you should find a new addiction when...your old one has issued a restraining order against you.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    crap, sorry, forgot to start a new one.

    You know those pants just don't fit when__________________
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    You know you should find a new addiction when__________________________
    you start wasting 8 hours of your day building an imaginary farm and cooking imaginary food and set your alarm for 3am because you have to get up and harvest your fake crops.

    You know your low rise pants make you look like a plumber when _________________.


    You drop your monkey wrench and are afraid to pick it up - because your gear will fall out...

    You know you've gotten in over your head when _____________________.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Damn I need to learn to read.
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    Damn I need to learn to read.
    You mean, "You know you need to learn to read when ___________________"
  • missbaker89
    missbaker89 Posts: 245
    Damn I need to learn to read.
    You mean, "You know you need to learn to read when ___________________"

    you cant read

    you know you need to hurry up when_________________
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    Damn I need to learn to read.
    You mean, "You know you need to learn to read when ___________________"

    you cant read

    you know you need to hurry up when_________________
    "You know you need to read when you can't read."

    This thread will go down in history as my first epic failure.
  • TweedleDebo
    TweedleDebo Posts: 423 Member
    You know you need to hurry up when every bump you hit on the way home makes you have to pee a little bit more.

    You know you're getting dumped when_______________.
  • WickedMouse
    WickedMouse Posts: 343 Member
    You know you need to hurry up when every bump you hit on the way home makes you have to pee a little bit more.

    You know you're getting dumped when_______________.

    You know your getting dumped when you are cuaght in bed with your lover.

    You know the sun is too hot when________________
  • TweedleDebo
    TweedleDebo Posts: 423 Member
    You know the sun is too hot when your chapstick melts in your pocket.

    You know is about to storm when _____________.
  • bellevie23
    bellevie23 Posts: 208 Member
    You know the sun is too hot when________________ (you look like you just participated in a wet t-shirt contest)

    You know your drunk when _______________--
  • TweedleDebo
    TweedleDebo Posts: 423 Member
    You know you're drunk when you insist on singing Kung Fu Fighting on karaoke at a non-karaoke bar.


    You know you need a new haircut when ___________.

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  • pineapple1989
    pineapple1989 Posts: 195 Member



    You know you need a new haircut when ___________.

    It's in a different time zone to you.

    You know you need to buy new shoes when ____________
  • missbaker89
    missbaker89 Posts: 245



    You know you need a new haircut when ___________.

    It's in a different time zone to you.

    You know you need to buy new shoes when ____________

    they don't fit any more

    you know you've done wrong when___________
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member



    You know you need a new haircut when ___________.

    It's in a different time zone to you.

    You know you need to buy new shoes when ____________

    they don't fit any more

    you know you've done wrong when___________ the swat team shows up at your house

    you know you need to change work out routines when__________
  • KJVBear33
    KJVBear33 Posts: 628



    You know you need a new haircut when ___________.

    It's in a different time zone to you.

    You know you need to buy new shoes when ____________

    they don't fit any more

    you know you've done wrong when___________ the swat team shows up at your house

    you know you need to change work out routines when__________

    It just gets WAY too easy for you to do......

    You know when your day is going to be a great one when _____________
  • syland02
    syland02 Posts: 6
    You hope on the scale and have lost some weight!!!!!
  • ksumme
    ksumme Posts: 283
    You know your kids are in trouble when you walk in the house and find ___________________.
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