Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • just smile and wave boys, smile and wave... (the penguins of madagascar)
  • "i'll be back" with the accent too :laugh:
  • "That's not a knife..." *pulls out massive knife* "That's a knife" - Crocodile Dundee
  • kanmuri
    kanmuri Posts: 112
    Snatch

    "To you like daags?"

    "What?"

    "Daags, you know, do you like daags?"

    "Oh! Dogs. Yeah, I like daags."
  • I've got nipples, Greg, can you milk me?
    - Meet the Parents
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

    "Where we are going, we don't need roads."

    Love 'em both. Good choice Sir. And I will add:

    "The thing's hollow, it goes on forever and my God it's full of stars!"
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    *Last night I fake chowed a DJ's mom.* - Hall Pass
  • Were gonna need a bigger boat.......
  • Aid_B
    Aid_B Posts: 427
    ^ What he said

    "We're gonna need a bigger boat ! " - Jaws
  • i can think of 2 i cant decide which is my fav.

    "All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people." -- Eugene Pallette (as Alexander Bullock), My Man Godfrey (1936)

    "I move around a lot, not because I'm looking for anything really, but because I'm getting away from things that get bad if I stay." -- Jack Nicholson (as Bobby Dupea), Five Easy Pieces (1970).
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    "....now when I order spaghetti marinara, I get egg noodles and ketchup" Last line of Goodfellas.
  • hope516
    hope516 Posts: 1,133 Member
    Its a toss up between :

    "Nobody puts baby in the corner" ...Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing :love: I could watch that movie a billion times and always cry!!!

    "The next time I come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!!"... the mean *kitten* principal from The Breakfast Club... Adore that movie!!

    Can you tell I'm an eighties baby :laugh:
  • DeenieWeenie
    DeenieWeenie Posts: 149 Member
    "Stop breaking the law a$$h*le! Liar Liar :laugh:
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Off with their heads--Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Were gonna need a bigger boat.......
    I've got that etched on my iPod!

    Actually, the correct quote is "You're gonna need a bigger boat" :glasses:
  • jerber160
    jerber160 Posts: 2,607 Member
    "What poor unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear that (fur coat)?"
    "My Aunt Trudi"

    gotta love some Hedwig

    (really funny this came up today!)
  • MJTJ
    MJTJ Posts: 20 Member
    "Mr Joss, the President will see you now" Contact - it helps to know that my name is Martin Joss!
  • Buddhasmiracle
    Buddhasmiracle Posts: 925 Member
    "Of all the gin joints, of all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine." says Rick in "Casablanca"
  • I've got nipples, Greg, can you milk me?
    - Meet the Parents

    That's a great one
  • Its a toss up between :

    "Nobody puts baby in the corner" ...Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing :love: I could watch that movie a billion times and always cry!!!

    "The next time I come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!!"... the mean *kitten* principal from The Breakfast Club... Adore that movie!!

    Can you tell I'm an eighties baby :laugh:

    You have great taste in movies, I'm right there with ya :)
  • Coolhand1969
    Coolhand1969 Posts: 821 Member
    "But what is truth? Is truth unchanging law? We both have truths.... Are mine the same as yours?" ...Pontious Pilate in Jesus Christ Superstar
  • Either

    "I'm in a glass case of emotion" - Anchorman

    or

    "All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, heroism, and nobility. Evil... well, it's just cooler" - Megamind

    :)
  • cms6300
    cms6300 Posts: 163
    Would you give a man a foot massage?

    You dig it the most!


    Oak is nice
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a gangster.
    Sorry to be a pedant - "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

    One of my faves - The Joker

    Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do... things
  • Unfortunately, my absolute favorite line from a movie is highly visual... and only two words!

    It's in Young Frankenstein, when Eyegor (Marty Feldman) irritates Dr. Frankenstein at the top of the stairs:
    Frankenstein: "Damn your eyes!"
    Eyegor: (turns head, looks straight into camera) "Too late."

    Absolutely great.

    A close second would be Marcel Marceau's one-liner ("Non!") in Silent Movie.
  • Buddhasmiracle
    Buddhasmiracle Posts: 925 Member
    "Gentlemen, you can't fight here. This is the War Room." Dr. Strangelove
  • ''GET TO THA CHOPPA'' Arnie in Predator

    ''If he dies, He dies'' Drago in Rocky IV

    Oh yeah, ''SHMOOOOOOOKING'' Jim Carey in the mask

    ''AAAALRIIIIIIGHTY THEN'' Jim Carey in Ace Ventura
  • Sophiepoo
    Sophiepoo Posts: 264 Member
    "I cannot live without my life! I cannot die without my soul!"

    Wuthering Heights
  • In the adam sandler movie *billy madison* there is this part where billy and his friends are all watching tv and this dog on the tv says *speak for yourself, moron* and then billy laughs ha ha ha ha and says that was funny! then a news brief comes on talking about some adult man cheating his way through elementary school and billys dad looks at billy angrily and then norm says *now , now, maybe they are talking about somebody else* haha
  • Cheryl_66
    Cheryl_66 Posts: 68 Member
    I'll have what she's having.
    When Harry met Sally

    I'm picking out a thermos for you
    The jerk

    Sometimes in life, you gotta say "what the f**k
    Risky Business

    No wire hangers, ever!
    Mommy Dearest

    Soyent Green is PEOPLE
    soylent green
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