Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • bohdanko
    bohdanko Posts: 16 Member
    Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

    Better Off Dead
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Leave the gun...take the cannoli.
  • catniph
    catniph Posts: 11
    "Nobody puts baby in the corner" ...Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing :love: I could watch that movie a billion times and always cry!!!

    When my mum first watched this part, she turned to me with a questioning look on her face and said "Nobody puts Baby in p0rn0"??? Hilarious!


    I think mine is unfortunately requires the line before to make sense:
    Bridget Jones: "Wait a minute, nice boys don't kiss like that."
    Mark Darcy: "Oh yes they *kitten*!ng do!" (said in perfect smouldering Darcy drawl!)

    Love it - gets me each and every time! Gotta love a bit of Firth!
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    "The people aren't leaving, they're staying in droves"

    Blazing Saddles, has tons but this one always makes me laugh.
  • butterflyliz32
    butterflyliz32 Posts: 124 Member
    "I'm not crazy, M'Lynn! I've simply been in a very bad mood for 40 years!" - Ouiser, Steel Magnolias (pretty much every line from this one is my favorite)

    "Woman! Woah-man! Wooooooah-man!" - So I Married an Axe Murderer
  • ilovereese13
    ilovereese13 Posts: 15
    "That's 3 for a dollar SIR!" from Men In Black lol :laugh:
  • Jeaniehop
    Jeaniehop Posts: 88 Member
    "This is the type of party that makes me wanna stick my d*** in the mashed potatoes Wooooo!" - Radimas in Waiting
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
    "I hate to break it to you man, where not going to make it 13 hours let alone 13 days" Bill Paxton Aliens

    I hate to be picky but the line goes:
    "Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours!"

    You're still awesome for quoting Aliens. That's one of my favorite movies of all time!
  • MomsTooBig
    MomsTooBig Posts: 201 Member
    Not my #1 fav I'm sure, but because it's more recent, it's on my mind and I giggle when I hear or think of it...

    From the Smurfs Movie...

    "Are you dead yet?!"

    :wink:
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    "I'm not crazy, M'Lynn! I've simply been in a very bad mood for 40 years!" - Ouiser, Steel Magnolias (pretty much every line from this one is my favorite)

    "Woman! Woah-man! Wooooooah-man!" - So I Married an Axe Murderer

    Heed!!! Pants....NOW!!!!!
    We have a piper down!

    Love that movie.
  • yesthistime
    yesthistime Posts: 2,051 Member
    "B!tch, I don't know your life!" - Baby Mama
  • Ninitonkers
    Ninitonkers Posts: 37 Member
    Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
    Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cinda****in'rella

    Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
    Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
    Edward Lewis: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.


    Pretty Woman is my all time favourite film in the world!!!
  • mkukua
    mkukua Posts: 8
    "u don't never let me shoot nobody, never. i don't ever get to do what i wanna do!........*tosses gun away*........don't give me no gun!" andre 3000 - be cool
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    "Did not know who he was F**k'n with!" - Pitch Black - Rid**** - Vin Diesel
  • SlinkyNewMe
    SlinkyNewMe Posts: 213 Member
    Toto I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!
  • kaetmarie
    kaetmarie Posts: 668 Member
    do it to it, lars!
  • hmuh
    hmuh Posts: 379 Member
    We're gonna need a bigger boat. ~Jaws
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are ... a different game you should play."

    Yoda
  • Mera_Mera
    Mera_Mera Posts: 153
    "Pain is just weakness leaving your body." - This Means War
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "Second place is the first loser"

    Talladega Nights
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "I cannot live without my life! I cannot die without my soul!"

    Wuthering Heights

    This is my favorite book and the TNT movie totally made me a Ralph Fiennes fan for life, but...

    isn't the line "I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"?
  • Andaw
    Andaw Posts: 35 Member
    "Look, will everyone just stop getting shot"!!! - Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrles
  • missleah26
    missleah26 Posts: 146 Member
    "You're killing me, Smalls!"-- The Sandlot
    I say this probably at least once every single day.

    My husband and I communicate mainly through movie quotes, though lol
  • Andaw
    Andaw Posts: 35 Member
    just smile and wave boys, smile and wave... (the penguins of madagascar)

    Brilliant!! Very funny!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "Never give up! Never surrender!" - Galaxy Quest

    :heart:

    I use this one all the time!
  • xo_morgan
    xo_morgan Posts: 298
    “How did people do this – swallow all their fears and trust someone else so implicitly with every imperfection and fear they had?”
  • Nichole23225
    Nichole23225 Posts: 38 Member
    I adore "Coal Miner's Daughter" and the scenes about balogna are the best!

    Loretta Lynn: I'm gettin' so sick of baloney.
    Doolittle: You are? Well, you know what they say about eatin' baloney, don't you?
    Loretta Lynn: No, what?
    Doolittle: Makes you horny.
    Loretta Lynn: What does that mean?
    Doolittle: [starts laughing] Are you so dadburn ignorant you don't know what horny means?
    Loretta Lynn: No, what does it mean?
    Doolittle: I ain't gonna tell you.

    And then several scenes later, Loretta goes on a radio show:

    Loretta Lynn: [in a radio interview] Shoot, we've been driving so much, I don't know where I am half the time. But it's fun. We sing, and talk, and Doo - that's my husband - he'll get to acting horny.
    Speedy West: [shocked] What!
    Loretta Lynn: And the more I laugh, the hornier he gets, and then he'll say, "Loretta, spread me up another one of them baloney sandwiches!"
    Radio station manager: [later] I don't know where in the hell you think you are, lady, but that kind of smut don't go in this part of the country!
    Loretta Lynn: I didn't know it was dirty! I thought "horny" meant cuttin' up and acting silly!
  • lik_11
    lik_11 Posts: 433 Member
    Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

    Better Off Dead

    I want my 2 dollars!
  • hels4397
    hels4397 Posts: 100 Member
    I'm stuck between two:

    "I carried watermelon?" - Dirty Dancing (I feel like this often..)

    "Chickens? You have chickens?! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?" - Son-in-Law
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I got the pooooooo on me!

    Joe Dirt

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