Favorite one liner from a movie

I'll Be Back!

"I immediately regret this decision."
~Anchorman

"You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall! You need me on that wall! We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!!"

I love Jack Nicholson during the trial on Officer and a Gentleman!!

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife." - Miracle Max's wife. The Princess Bride.

Step brothers: You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.--Jaws

"heyyyy youuuu guyssssss" Sloth from the goonies

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

Dirty Dancing

"Ring ring. Who's there? Destiny. I've been expecting your call."

some men just want to watch the world burn.

whats the matter, appetites not as big as your noses?

water sucks, it really really sucks.

I wiped my own *kitten*....I wiped my own *kitten*.

My name is inigo montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die.

he slimed me.

Did I fire 6 shots? or only 5? Tell you the truth, in all this commotion, I kind of forgot myself. But being that this is the 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, yo have to ask yourself a question---do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin temple.

lets not start sucking eachothers d**ks just yet.

a donut without a hole, is a danish...nanannanaananaa

you can do anything you want, remember, youre a melon.

Its so fluffy, Im gonna die!! - despicable me

Despicable Me has got to be my all time favorite movie

"You're killing me, Smalls!"-- The Sandlot
I say this probably at least once every single day.

My husband and I communicate mainly through movie quotes, though lol

My wife says that to me all the time... I want to killer evertime she says that!!! jk

"New York City, Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people."

"That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth."

The Help " eat my shyt"

The Help "You is kind. You is smart. You is important"

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion - Caddyshack



Look at the chicks! Boy, if we were Methodists, what a shot we could have had of getting laid right here - Cannonball Run

don't worry.. it's just a man and his horse being hung--Blazing Saddles