Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
    "Papa! Papa, don't, I'll say anything! Please, papa, I'll say anything you want, tell me what you want me to say and I'll say it... Papa please don't go! "

    The Patriot

    One of the greatest movies ever and that line makes me water up EVERY SINGLE TIME. :cry:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    "As the great Colonel Sanders once said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'" - Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    These aren't the droids you're looking for....

    Star Wars
  • hollyberry2012
    hollyberry2012 Posts: 239 Member
    "Uh, I choose LIFE." sid from Ice Age
  • hollyberry2012
    hollyberry2012 Posts: 239 Member
    sharks looking at nemo and friends, "We're having FISH for DInner!"
  • khime1208
    khime1208 Posts: 138
    a couple more

    If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now--Christmas Vacation

    Sh*tter was full- Christmas Vacation
  • hollyberry2012
    hollyberry2012 Posts: 239 Member
    "His cheese dun fell off his cracker." Green Mile
  • 412HeavyLifter
    412HeavyLifter Posts: 170 Member
    "His cheese dun fell off his cracker." Green Mile

    LOL
  • butterflyliz32
    butterflyliz32 Posts: 124 Member
    "I'm not crazy, M'Lynn! I've simply been in a very bad mood for 40 years!" - Ouiser, Steel Magnolias (pretty much every line from this one is my favorite)

    "Woman! Woah-man! Wooooooah-man!" - So I Married an Axe Murderer

    Heed!!! Pants....NOW!!!!!
    We have a piper down!

    Love that movie.

    <3
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    RED RUM, RED RUM, RED RUM!
  • 412HeavyLifter
    412HeavyLifter Posts: 170 Member
    Full Metal jacket " Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
    Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shyt that high!
  • khime1208
    khime1208 Posts: 138
    Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.--Hangover
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Full Metal jacket " Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
    Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shyt that high!

    "Looks like the best part of you rolled down the crack of your mama's *kitten* and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress!!"

    My absolute favorite war movie EVER!!
  • 412HeavyLifter
    412HeavyLifter Posts: 170 Member
    Hangover 2 ....Mr. Chow: “I’m an international criminal, it always ends like this."
  • rebecca_chess
    rebecca_chess Posts: 101 Member
    "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." ~ Peter Clemenza ~ The Godfather
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Donnie Darko had some of the BEST one liners. Many of which are to explicit for here, but I'll try my best.

    "Please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f***."

    "What's the point of living... if you don't have a d***?"

    "What are feces?"
    "Baby mice."
    "Aww!"
  • nolehusker
    nolehusker Posts: 10
    From Patch Adams

    Arthur Mendelson: "You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!"

    Arthur Mendelson: [his attorney is expressing concern over him using his land for Patch's free medical clinic] You learn anything about proctology yet?
    Hunter Patch Adams: A little.
    Arthur Mendelson: Good, take care of this *kitten* for me, will you?
  • Trophyyf
    Trophyyf Posts: 218 Member
    Bridesmaids
    I'm sorr...I wanna apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    So many...

    "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

    " I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them." (And most everything else from that movie)

    "In nomine Patri. Et Fili. Spiritus Sancti."

    "Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"

    "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


    Stopping now or I never will...
  • Luvlee85
    Luvlee85 Posts: 120 Member
    "you shut your mouth when your talking to me"

    -wedding crashers

    Oh you beat me to it, Love this one!!!!
  • noregretsnikki
    noregretsnikki Posts: 23 Member
    "Get busy living or get busy dieing" Shawshank Redeption
  • _greeneyedgirl_
    _greeneyedgirl_ Posts: 84
    I always knew you were stupid.




    Some Kind of Wonderful
  • Luvlee85
    Luvlee85 Posts: 120 Member
    You smoke crack, don't you, boy? Don't you smoke crack?-Lean on Me

    Honey I’m home I hope you’re hard cause I’m going to suck your d**k like i am mad at it.- Bad Teacher
  • foster59803
    foster59803 Posts: 439 Member
    You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.

    Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

    and

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  • foster59803
    foster59803 Posts: 439 Member
    "You're killing me, Smalls!"-- The Sandlot
    I say this probably at least once every single day.

    My husband and I communicate mainly through movie quotes, though lol


    oh my god us too! My husband says that all the time! Too funny!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member

    "Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"

    One of my favs!!
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    "you better lock it up"
    "no, you lock it up"
  • kiwiclove
    kiwiclove Posts: 24 Member
    "Shop smart, Shop S-Mart"
    and
    "gooneys never say die!"
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.

    Cool Hand Luke.
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    "Pain is your Friend........" Love love love GI Jane


    "It tells you you're still alive". I love when she's doing the one armed pushups.
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