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Newest diet!

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
want in on the newest, quick, really *awesome* weight loss tactic? chug a bottle of pickle juice while sick... just don't get far from the bathroom... :drinker: :sick:









Please do NOT actually take this seriously, as this as this was meant to be read dripping in sarcasm..... :laugh: :devil:

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  • lilfurson
    lilfurson Posts: 190
    Is this the Snookie diet? :ohwell:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I knew a lady that 'dieted' by only drinkin scotch and pickle juice. I guess that should do something, right?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Which end does it come out of?
  • lizard053
    lizard053 Posts: 2,344 Member
    Which end does it come out of?

    Are you sure you want to know? Yuck!:huh:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Which end does it come out of?

    if mixed with the Scotch, I'd say probably both.:sick:
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    I lost 20 pounds in 10 minutes on this miracle diet! lol


    In fact, I have become a Pickleogy coach. PM me and I get you 25% off!!:drinker:



    :tongue:
  • SilentRenegade
    SilentRenegade Posts: 243 Member
    I'm guessing because of all the salt in the pickle juice... the bottom end. I'm thinking of it being similar to a salt water flush.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I lost 20 pounds in 10 minutes on this miracle diet! lol


    In fact, I have become a Pickleogy coach. PM me and I get you 25% off!!:drinker:



    :tongue:


    and that, my friend, is why I :heart: you! So glad you GOT the joke, too. :drinker:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Is this the Snookie diet? :ohwell:

    crap, if so, I sure hope i don't get pregnant now.... :grumble:
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
    My sister did that for real when she was about 7/8 years old. It was right before we went out to eat too. She ended up going home wearing one of our cousins diapers.



    * I don't suggest eating a whole can of dried beef in one sitting by yourself either.... :ohwell:
  • DataBased
    DataBased Posts: 513 Member
    I'm guessing because of all the salt in the pickle juice... the bottom end. I'm thinking of it being similar to a salt water flush.
    So you're saying it's not only a miracle diet, but also eliminates (pun intended) the need for colonoscopy exams? WOOHOOO! Where do I sign up?

    <wry grin>
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I'm guessing because of all the salt in the pickle juice... the bottom end. I'm thinking of it being similar to a salt water flush.
    So you're saying it's not only a miracle diet, but also eliminates (pun intended) the need for colonoscopy exams? WOOHOOO! Where do I sign up?

    <wry grin>

    your local grocery store. Claussen will LOVE us for this new pickle juice diet!
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