Broken embarrassing stuff!!!

hunni70
hunni70 Posts: 57
edited November 12 in Health and Weight Loss
Has anyone else experienced this or is it just me!! Our toilet seat keeps coming off its hinges and breaking aaarrggg I know it must be me because at 257 lbs I'm the heaviest at home eeekkk !!! Has anyone else broken stuff because of their weight or size or is it just me lol!!!
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  • Hannova
    Hannova Posts: 50
    There is a toilet seat in my guest bathroom with a broken hinge. I ain't sayin how it got broken, but I will say that at 0200 hours it's shockingly easy for the whole thing to abruptly go sideways and almost dump you on the floor. Usually what happens is you come into contact with cold porcelain and wake completely up.

    My sofa's backbone broke the first time one of my guests sat in it. I've never told him, and at this point the seat has a huge divet in it and I keep gravitating into the middle when I sit on it.
  • nightscare0
    nightscare0 Posts: 33
    They need to make sturdier toilet seats . . . . I'm just saying. And while they're at it, if they could make a stability ball that doesn't sink like a beanbag chair when I get on, that would be greeeeaaat! :grumble:
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
    OMG.. did I ever. First I broke the new bed we got. Then I broke a chair at my nieces wedding. Enough was enough. I went and lost weight. :sad:
  • hollyberry2012
    hollyberry2012 Posts: 239 Member
    ~roflmao~ I've broken toilet seats, shoes (sandals and heels) split my pants, busted my bra straps....OH PULEEZEEEE

    just sayin' ....

    gigglessssssssss
  • hollyberry2012
    hollyberry2012 Posts: 239 Member
    :sad: Imma FAT WOMAN IN A THIN MAN'S WORLD!!!!!!! :sad:
  • hollyberry2012
    hollyberry2012 Posts: 239 Member
    And this message goes out to everybody typing the word "BUMP" ....don't I bump into enough stuff for y'all....huh???

    :noway:
  • nikki91950
    nikki91950 Posts: 647
    my dad broke my one of my fiance's mom's antique dinner chairs one year at christmas dinner… she was not happy -_-
  • Pir8Rav
    Pir8Rav Posts: 36 Member
    They need to make sturdier toilet seats . . . . I'm just saying. And while they're at it, if they could make a stability ball that doesn't sink like a beanbag chair when I get on, that would be greeeeaaat! :grumble:

    Brilliant idea - bean bag toilets.........comfy ergonomic........wow...thats a $5 idea right there.
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    :sad: Imma FAT WOMAN IN A THIN MAN'S WORLD!!!!!!! :sad:

    I would wear this on a shirt, except well, that would be embarrassing:laugh: too me.
  • marsellient
    marsellient Posts: 591 Member
    They need to make sturdier toilet seats . . . . I'm just saying. And while they're at it, if they could make a stability ball that doesn't sink like a beanbag chair when I get on, that would be greeeeaaat! :grumble:

    Totally agree! Watch out for outdoor resin chairs, too. If they've been left out in the weather for too long they get brittle. :bigsmile:
  • hollyberry2012
    hollyberry2012 Posts: 239 Member
    hey we'll get the tee shirt and sleep in it till we get our weight off and then wear it out of the house... :laugh:
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    I've broken the hinges on a few toilet seats. I also broke a toilet entirely one time because I leaned to grab some extra tissue from under the sink and knocked the whole sha-bang loose from the floor. I was about 10 years old and mooorrrtttiiiffied! I've broken seatbels in cars - pulled it too far to reach around me and it would never roll back into the door panel. I've broken zippers on a million things - pants, jackets, zippy sweaters. I broke my chair at work when I first started here a little over a year ago. The piston thingie that goes up and down to adjust the seat, it kept jamming farther and farther down toward the ground each time I flopped my big booty into my chair instead of just sitting. It got so bad that the screw on the bottom of it was scratching the tile on the floor and they had to get me a new chair. This chair remains unbroken!
  • MrsAgi
    MrsAgi Posts: 338 Member
    our toilet seats are always breaking, but on this one I know it's not my fat bum - more the kids wriggly ones! They sit onit sideways and wrigle until the hinges just canna take it any more!
    we're always replacing them:(
  • plzlbsbegone
    plzlbsbegone Posts: 233
    My rocking chair must've taken a beating...had to replace that recently, with a more sturdy, non-moving chair. I have ripped a pair of jeans....bent over to pick up my parents new puppy, and RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP, big ol' hole in the @ss. That was fun.
  • ChunTingO
    ChunTingO Posts: 225 Member
    lol!!!! at a wedding ...i wasnt the heaviest there but it was pretty bad......but they had these flimsy cheapy seats and mine kept rocking so then when i sat on it it leg bent and i fell on my butt .....the chair leg was all bent up and all i cound do is sit there and say "Ta Daaaa!!!" lol I can only laugh at myself because besides that the DJ called me out. Oh well that is life
  • hunni70
    hunni70 Posts: 57
    Lol!,, Aaaaw what funny stories thanks for all the replies it's very reassuring that it's not just me ha ha! Good idea I'm now going to blame the kids for their wriggly bums instead lol!!
  • hollyberry2012
    hollyberry2012 Posts: 239 Member
    yeh, never be embarrassed to admit REAL LIFE...everybody puts their pants on one leg at a time. And I'm almost positive that aliens are fatter than us.
  • izzydino
    izzydino Posts: 254 Member
    yeah, its happened to me... and if you don't replace the toilet seat and use it cracked it will pinch your .. bits :).

    one day at dinner my husband was sitting on a chair and it just cracked in half :)
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    Those plastic lawn chairs. Two of them. Now I don't trust them.
  • zebramama84
    zebramama84 Posts: 64 Member
    plastic lawchairs, a trampoline when i was younger, and constat toilet seats
  • sspetter
    sspetter Posts: 20 Member
    This is the funniest post. Thanks, you all have made my day.
  • kerrymh
    kerrymh Posts: 912 Member
    Oh I broke a chair at our Xmas work party one year...not even one of those flimsy plastic ones..that was embarrassing....
  • Meg177
    Meg177 Posts: 215 Member
    That's the difference between a man and a woman. A man thinks jeezzz this is a piece of crap. A woman thinks something is wrong with her. Spend the dollars to get a good seat (that's one of the important ones:). Something comfortable, easy to clean that will look nice in the bathroom. Honestly, my cat could break some of those.
  • BobbieLee1959
    BobbieLee1959 Posts: 605 Member
    They need to make sturdier toilet seats . . . . I'm just saying. And while they're at it, if they could make a stability ball that doesn't sink like a beanbag chair when I get on, that would be greeeeaaat! :grumble:

    Totally agree! Watch out for outdoor resin chairs, too. If they've been left out in the weather for too long they get brittle. :bigsmile:

    OOPS~ I sit on these VERY carefully....not pretty when one explodes!!
  • the_energy
    the_energy Posts: 48
    When I was in high school, I was in a class and was leaning on the back legs of a chair. They were metal legs and a plastic seat. The legs bent all the way back and I ended up on the floor! Horrified I laughed it all off and everyone s******ed and made their fat jokes. I thought it was all over then later on that day, the broken bent up chair was left outside the faculty lounge door for the care-taker to fix. So every student that walked through the main corridor that day found out what happened to the chair. :(

    This also happened to me twice in high school.
    I have also broken 2 plastic garden chairs at parties. I avoid them now :/ Haha!
  • the_energy
    the_energy Posts: 48
    i said s n i g g e r e d :/ as in laughed....
  • Dawn200321
    Dawn200321 Posts: 64 Member
    My bed mattress is all squished down. When I was pregnant I got pretty heavy and it the springs got wrecked...now that I have lost weight Im getting a new bed! lol
  • repubgurl
    repubgurl Posts: 105
    Exercise ball. One minute I was doing sit-ups on my exercise ball the next my back was crashing to the hard floor. It's a pretty rotten feeling breaking workout equipment because you're so fat.
  • irisheyez718
    irisheyez718 Posts: 677 Member
    I broke a chair once! We were all eating dinner at my Mom's house and next thing you know POW! I'm on the floor looking up at everyone! Granted, the chair was 30 some odd years old, and kind of creaky but STILL! I'm glad I was surrounded by my own family though or I would have been so embarrassed! We CRACKED UP! I still laugh about it til this day :-)
  • WandaWomen
    WandaWomen Posts: 2
    You guys are cracking me up.:laugh:
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