World’s Shortest Fairy Tale:

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muscular_dude
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World’s Shortest Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Guy asked a Girl, “will you marry me?”
The Girl said, “No!”
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot, and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted wherever he wanted.
The End. :laugh:

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  • Tanyawhite30
    Tanyawhite30 Posts: 473
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    awwwwwwww what a nice story...thanks for sharing:laugh:
  • MissVCI
    MissVCI Posts: 277 Member
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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale REVISED.

    Once upon a time. A Guy asked a Girl, "Will you marry me?"
    The Girl said, "Not a chance in hell"
    And the girl lived happily ever after ruling the kingdom own her own and there were never any problems because no man was holding her back.
    Meanwhile The Guy died of a broken heart :brokenheart:

    THE END. :drinker:
  • muscular_dude
    muscular_dude Posts: 36
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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale REVISED.

    Once upon a time. A Guy asked a Girl, "Will you marry me?"
    The Girl said, "Not a chance in hell"
    And the girl lived happily ever after ruling the kingdom own her own and there were never any problems because no man was holding her back.
    Meanwhile The Guy died of a broken heart :brokenheart:

    THE END. :drinker:

    lol i can drink to that to! :drinker:
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Dude, where is the LIKE button for this?!
  • SnortPepsi
    SnortPepsi Posts: 17
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    World’s Shortest Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Guy asked a Girl, “will you marry me?”
    The Girl said, “No!”
    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot, and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted wherever he wanted.
    The End. :laugh:

    Best fairytale I've ever heard,
    Congrats to the author ;)
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale REVISED.

    Once upon a time. A Guy asked a Girl, "Will you marry me?"
    The Girl said, "Not a chance in hell"
    And the girl lived happily ever after ruling the kingdom own her own and there were never any problems because no man was holding her back.
    but cried all the time because there was no man in her life
    Meanwhile The Guy died of a broken heart :brokenheart:

    THE END. :drinker:


    fixed :bigsmile: (sarcasm implied )..........I thing both are very clever, please don't report me :begging:

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