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    TOPIC: Your Stripper Name!

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    • Posts: 1,451 Member
      Cutie Sandy! LOL!
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      Bruno Panamerican
    • Posts: 1,166 Member
      Daffy Keeler
    • Posts: 77 Member
      :smokin: Scooter Douglas
    • Posts: 311 Member
      Fluffy Berger.......ok, East Berger, but pretty strange anyway!

      BAHAHAHAHA! Fluffy Berger for the win! :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 19 Member
      Bijou River
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      Princess Sunseed.
    • Posts: 190
      Chucky Minnie :laugh:
    • Posts: 161 Member
      rene sandy
    • Posts: 315 Member
      Misty Lane
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      SUGAR BEAR CRONKHITE

      aha! that's amazing.

      sincerely,
      Goldie Bernardo
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      Jackie North

      I actually quite like it. :')
    • Posts: 913 Member
      Puff Santa Claus

      No, really.
    • Posts: 56
      Leo Elliot! :)
    • Posts: 395 Member
      Cassie Cross
    • Posts: 175 Member
      Taffy 34th St. ????

      How's this suppose to work if your street was a number and not a name. :(
    • Posts: 335 Member
      Casper MacDougall --- yup that's right - WTF??????
    • Posts: 390 Member
      Dumb s*#t sycamore.
      yeah, my dad really called the dog that.
    • Posts: 142 Member
      Carla Dove
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      Sloppy Hollow
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      Vlekkie Viljoen Singel :laugh: (Singel in English is Crescent, but I thought I would use the afrikaans word, sounds like single :laugh:
    • Posts: 19
      Sumtor Leonard....that is the unsexiest name ever. :(

      This reply made me laugh so hard!

      Mine is Rosa 32nd. Lame!
    • Posts: 1,616 Member
      If I obey the rules properly:

      "Little Wood End Way" - possibly the worst male stripper name ever.

      Little was a goldfish - and a tough one too - he survived being taken out of his bowl and carried around the house by our cat 'Ginger'. I could never get him to jump through hoops though.



      If I use the cat and the street I lived on from when I was nine years old (which I think of as my childhood home).

      "Ginger Chalklands" Which might work for a fair skinned red headed woman but still pretty much sucks for me.


      If I had a child right now they would be "Vanilla Face Springfield Road". Which means they are unlikely to become a stripper. Good.


      (Edit)
      Oh yes, "Vanilla Face" probably deserves an explanation... Its a line from Ali G "you is a propa vanilla face" which my wife and I quoted when watching a you video our friends put up of this tiny ginger kitten with a white face leaving all her brothers and sisters snuggled up and sleeping so she could 'investigate' the camera by poking her nose into it. We were laughing "She's a propa vanilla face, She's right up in her grill" (Which isn't how we talk at all). Then we were offered the kitten and the name just stuck. 99% of the time she's known as 'nilla though

      I guess "Nilla Springfield" IS an OK stripper name. Done tell my future children that though!
    • Posts: 70 Member
      Fluffy Aleta....ooohh yea :-D
    • Posts: 564 Member
      Ralph Howe. Pretty boring.
    • Posts: 61 Member
      Lucy Abbeyfield
      Although my real work name is much different ;)
    • Posts: 591 Member
      Coco Bosa....not too bad I think!
    • Posts: 177 Member
      tiger whitworth...... sounds sleezy enough i suppose.
    • Posts: 43
      Nelly Brown - sound like some old lady!!!
    • Posts: 6
      Mine is boring (Percy Frankfort) but my husband's is awesom - Fluffy Mount Errol!
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