TOPIC: Your Stripper Name!

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  • CindyCountingCalories
    CindyCountingCalories Posts: 321 Member
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    Vlekkie Viljoen Singel :laugh: (Singel in English is Crescent, but I thought I would use the afrikaans word, sounds like single :laugh:
  • milatham
    milatham Posts: 19
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    Sumtor Leonard....that is the unsexiest name ever. :(

    This reply made me laugh so hard!

    Mine is Rosa 32nd. Lame!
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    If I obey the rules properly:

    "Little Wood End Way" - possibly the worst male stripper name ever.

    Little was a goldfish - and a tough one too - he survived being taken out of his bowl and carried around the house by our cat 'Ginger'. I could never get him to jump through hoops though.



    If I use the cat and the street I lived on from when I was nine years old (which I think of as my childhood home).

    "Ginger Chalklands" Which might work for a fair skinned red headed woman but still pretty much sucks for me.


    If I had a child right now they would be "Vanilla Face Springfield Road". Which means they are unlikely to become a stripper. Good.


    (Edit)
    Oh yes, "Vanilla Face" probably deserves an explanation... Its a line from Ali G "you is a propa vanilla face" which my wife and I quoted when watching a you video our friends put up of this tiny ginger kitten with a white face leaving all her brothers and sisters snuggled up and sleeping so she could 'investigate' the camera by poking her nose into it. We were laughing "She's a propa vanilla face, She's right up in her grill" (Which isn't how we talk at all). Then we were offered the kitten and the name just stuck. 99% of the time she's known as 'nilla though

    I guess "Nilla Springfield" IS an OK stripper name. Done tell my future children that though!
  • kwaddell1987
    kwaddell1987 Posts: 70 Member
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    Fluffy Aleta....ooohh yea :-D
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
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    Ralph Howe. Pretty boring.
  • slimlifter
    slimlifter Posts: 61 Member
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    Lucy Abbeyfield
    Although my real work name is much different ;)
  • redfroggie
    redfroggie Posts: 591 Member
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    Coco Bosa....not too bad I think!
  • fozzie500
    fozzie500 Posts: 177 Member
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    tiger whitworth...... sounds sleezy enough i suppose.
  • ladyamandajane
    ladyamandajane Posts: 43
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    Nelly Brown - sound like some old lady!!!
  • miltonduck
    miltonduck Posts: 6
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    Mine is boring (Percy Frankfort) but my husband's is awesom - Fluffy Mount Errol!
  • miltonduck
    miltonduck Posts: 6
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    hashahahahah I love Sloppy Hollow!
  • LindseySprake
    LindseySprake Posts: 333 Member
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    Just call me, 'Snowey Ivergill' :-) haha how funny.
  • WannabeSexyBexy
    WannabeSexyBexy Posts: 104
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    KOJAK ARUNDEL
  • sexyminxinthemaking
    sexyminxinthemaking Posts: 451 Member
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    silver camborne
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Tiger Spring.
  • l2rell
    l2rell Posts: 88
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    Kizzy-willow
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Tinker Shields
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
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    Well I do pole dance classes, and my mates in my class already named me "Sugar".

    Meaning: I was dancing in shorts that said "sugar" on the back. Their words exactly "YES! Because you have a sugar bootay" LOL
  • harrietlg
    harrietlg Posts: 239
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    lila emma wells
  • sfburdett
    sfburdett Posts: 83 Member
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    Scruffy Down..........

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