When is it permissable to slaughter a co-worker like a sacri

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
I say co-worker, but I really mean superior as he's a senior vice-president.

Hi. I'm Swanny and I'm an alcoholic. I've been sober July of 2011 at which time I also quit smoking.

I just had a SVP come sit in my office fresh from his morning cigar, reeking of cigar smoke, and ramble on for ten minutes about the wonders of the single malt scotch he was treated to last night, "Man, Swanny, it's too bad you quit drinkin'."

No, no it's really not too bad that I quit drinking, you blankety-blank-blank, blank-heeled, blank-for-brains, inconsiderate blank of a blankwad.

Fortunately I have a good imagination and just imagined his face melting like the Nazis who opened the Arc at the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc.

Sorry, needed to get that out. Carry on. Thanks.

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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    In most cases, it's safe to assume that the co-worker in question would be a willing sacrifice.

    In this particular instance, no jury in the world would convict anyhow.
  • Dawn3218
    Dawn3218 Posts: 80
    Permissable - definately :tongue:

    I want to do the same thing to my co-workers who keep buying cakes on a daily basis:) :grumble: I know there will be people who say I should just 'add it into my calorie intake, go down the gym and exercise for 3 hours longer than I want to ... etc etc' ..... IF I WANT A CAKE I'LL GO TO THE SHOP AND BUY MY OWN!! :ohwell:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Aw, y'all are sweet. Now where's my knives...
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    I would be more than willing to provide you with an alibi.

    Oh yeah..we were at the gym! :wink:
  • _VoV
    _VoV Posts: 1,494 Member
    People amaze me sometimes. I say if human sacrifice of blankity-blanks is part of the corporate culture that I'd go for it! I can visualize that scary dude in that Indiana Jones movie who takes out beating hearts with his bare hands.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Ugh :( People don't think. Good on you, and sacrifice away :)
  • WanderingMe
    WanderingMe Posts: 216 Member
    Ah, this made me giggle. Good on you btw,
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    Wow, not cool.

    Congratulations on 7 months of sobriety. Stay strong. :)
  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,223 Member
    What a friggin' TOOL!

    He deserves a punch right to the trachea.

    Btw, nice job on your sobriety. Well done.
  • original_cake_face
    original_cake_face Posts: 131 Member
    What a blanking blank.

    Good on you for quitting drinking. The health benefits are phenominal. I watched my mother's health soar when she quit. You're not missing anything at all, except a bunch of people making fools of themselves.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Thanks for the blankity-blank support! :wink:
  • prairiedawg2014
    prairiedawg2014 Posts: 367
    KUDOS to you on your sobriety!
    as far as the SVP....my hubby has a backhoe if ya need to borrow it
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