The RARE occasion when it is good to be fat.

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  • LiviLou2011
    LiviLou2011 Posts: 437 Member
    I LOVE this.

    I usually just shoot them the face that JennaMarbles taught me :p

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    LMAO
  • sculley
    sculley Posts: 2,012 Member
    don't you have the capability of just telling them you are "not interested"? This is what is wrong with the world today-people prefer to be rude rather than honest. But like you said-you could care less and that's the problem!

    I completely disagree because I have said that I wasn't interested and they would literally push there way into my home debating me on the subject, that's a safety issue to me because what if it was a guy posing to be a moromon etc, so sometimes you have to be a little rude to get your point across sometimes.
  • MissTattoo
    MissTattoo Posts: 1,203 Member
    lol I just starting laughing in my office and my coworkers are like WTF is so funny so I sent this to them and now we are all cracking up! Good job! I bet they avoid your house now!
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    like eating your boogers... and then asking if they;d like something to eat?!?!? :laugh:
  • gingermoon
    gingermoon Posts: 239 Member
    Hilarious!!! :bigsmile:
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
    I used to knock on doors and I had hot guys do that too..And it was still kinda creepy..one even licked his lips.. I was a really good girl at the time and it messed me up.. I was like "um I think your okay so we are gonna go now!"
  • sdrawkcabynot
    sdrawkcabynot Posts: 462 Member
    I used to knock on doors and I had hot guys do that too..And it was still kinda creepy..one even licked his lips.. I was a really good girl at the time and it messed me up.. I was like "um I think your okay so we are gonna go now!"

    You said "was" does that mean it turned you bad? lol.
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  • LunaPhaedra
    LunaPhaedra Posts: 71 Member
    Fat people are also much harder to kidnap.

    lolz, you got that from a female comic, didn't you? I wish i could remember her name, she was brilliant! I think my favorite of hers is: "a guy once told me 'you're not fat, you're volumptuous'. do you know what that means? it means you're fat, but they'll screw you anyways." xD
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Answer the door with a 9mm strapped to your hip, they change their mind about hanging around.
  • Switty_Kitty
    Switty_Kitty Posts: 532 Member
    I LOVE this.

    I usually just shoot them the face that JennaMarbles taught me :p

    That is a great face!!! lmao
  • Switty_Kitty
    Switty_Kitty Posts: 532 Member
    and YOU SIR, are awesome!! :drinker:
  • LunaPhaedra
    LunaPhaedra Posts: 71 Member
    dealing with telemarketers is how my brother perfected his Chewbaka impression.
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
    Haha funny way to get them to go away!
  • Kougra
    Kougra Posts: 358 Member
    FTW!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :love:
  • tashakk86
    tashakk86 Posts: 81
    omg i love this!!! lmfao
  • Danidelion
    Danidelion Posts: 70
    lol I'd leave too xD. Too funny.
  • Danidelion
    Danidelion Posts: 70
    don't you have the capability of just telling them you are "not interested"? This is what is wrong with the world today-people prefer to be rude rather than honest. But like you said-you could care less and that's the problem!

    Someone needs some chocolate...FAST. :happy:

    nope- I'm fine thanks.


    -sigh- Some people just have no sense of humor whatsoever.
  • dawnmcgee
    dawnmcgee Posts: 26
    lmao ,hahahahaha I love it!:bigsmile:
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    If I get caught by them, I just start asking questions:
    - How do I keep other people out of heaven?
    - If I kill someone while they're committing a sin, do they go to hell?
    - And then if I ask for forgiveness, I'd go to heaven, right?
    - Is there fishing in heaven?
    - Adam and Eve put on clothing because they were ashamed. If you're saved, why are you still wearing clothing?
    - Wait, where are you going?
  • kryptonitekelly
    kryptonitekelly Posts: 335 Member
    Haaaaardeee har :)
    Well done boy-yo!!

    My friend opened the door to two Jehovah Witnesses, and he said to then "Sorry but I believe in science" and shut the door!
  • KristalDawnO
    KristalDawnO Posts: 154 Member
    Hilarious lol I love it. You should have started dancing for them. So hot! Unfortunately - the effect may wear off in 3 months when you're more svelte! Good for you. You have balls sir. lol
  • papa3x
    papa3x Posts: 286
    Fat people are also much harder to kidnap.

    lolz, you got that from a female comic, didn't you? I wish i could remember her name, she was brilliant! I think my favorite of hers is: "a guy once told me 'you're not fat, you're volumptuous'. do you know what that means? it means you're fat, but they'll screw you anyways." xD

    I once had a woman tell me "You're not fat, just extra cuddly."
  • JanieJack
    JanieJack Posts: 3,831 Member
    I once had a woman tell me "You're not fat, just extra cuddly."

    Nuttin wrong w/a little extra cuddliness, lol!
  • Coco_Puff
    Coco_Puff Posts: 823 Member
    My hero!!!
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    Wow this is awesome!!!

    Makes me sad my front door is inside a building that is only accessed with cards. :happy:
  • Lilith8984
    Lilith8984 Posts: 69 Member
    Wow this is awesome!!!

    Makes me sad my front door is inside a building that is only accessed with cards. :happy:

    Agreed! Although my boyfriend and I live on the first floor and being the first window next to the front door we get a lot of people knocking on the window to be let in....The last time this happened my boyfriend was going to do the same, glad he didn't because it was a cop. Still would have been funny though!
  • AZKristi
    AZKristi Posts: 1,801 Member
    Hah, funny
  • lr8812
    lr8812 Posts: 111
    love papa
  • Trinity1982
    Trinity1982 Posts: 54
    religious folk never come to my side of the street anymore. they go to the other side week in and week out still! might be something to do with me telling them that i'm a spiritualist... i had clearly told them that the word of god does NOT allow street preachers and that they should read their bible a little bit closer before doing a service which is frowned upon by god himself. i don't yell at them - they will keep coming back if you do.

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